Rusty Skylark

If I try to imagine just one year from now, I have no idea what to expect. He's dead? Citizen rage forces fascists to back off? Martial law and mass executions? Internet and press shut down? Election cancelled? Moon spray-painted gold?

Have you ever seen a chestnut shell? When the nut is gone, it's like a little Greek cross covered with hundreds (thousands?) of spikes on one side. I will just say this: You do *not* want to sit on one.

I've entered an Apple Dream Pie in the bakeoff. I'll show up that fraud Susan, who has her own Apple Dreamy Pie. I have a scheme to overturn the contest if I lose, because duh, people were confused by the similar names. What do you mean, I have dementia?!? That judge is a giraffe!

If this shit doesn't stop, we're finished. Crooked cops will use this to deport anyone they want, for any reason. Police departments will become the mob. Pay up for go to Uganda.

I've eaten at Cheesecake Factory and liked it, and I've seen pictures of the slop they serve up at Pedo-Lago. I meant the food, in case that wasn't clear, rather than the plastic surgery nightmares.

His demands so far: Face on Rushmore Face on coin Military b-day parade UFC b-day event DC F1 race Strait named after him Airport (ditto) Arch/sniper tower "Ballroom" Luxury 747 Expanded golf course Rose Garden paved Helipad Gilded crap everywhere Indoor swimming pool Can his party not feel shame?

Selling chunks of the United States to the Russians seems like an odd way to wrap up a campaign to win the midterms. Maybe he'll explain the deal at one of his rallies, if he can squeeze it in between the giraffes and the men's asses.

"There is nothing to fear but fear itself." --FDR "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." --JFK "We are the change that we seek." --Obama "If we don't win, there's no money." --Stinky the Turd

There is no better prophecy for the future of the United States than this.

Practiced piano, got everything done, enjoyed myself. Romped with the neighbot's dogs. Went for a walk on a sunny, breezy fall day. Had late afternoon coffee. Sounds idyllic. Except for the heart-thudding nightmare last night growing out of anxiety over impending fascism.

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a physician!

In her next appearance before the press, Chinese lawyer and temp agency press secretary Kavanka will release hungry lions on reporters.

The party of a senile dementia patient, a handsy brainworm heroin addict, a drunk FBI director, a creepy fivehead Nazi, and a dry drunk rapist KKK def. sec. tried to push a lie that Talarico is mentally unwell, and the lie blew up in their faces immediately.

Insane, unhinged, violent psychopath. He almost seems to want Senate QPublicans to turn on him.

Putin's plan to use the world's stupidest man to destroy American global status continues to work perfectly.

What next, Hakeem? A constructive dialogue with Black Plague? A vigorous discussion with Mass Murder? A creative conference with Death by Diarrhea?

@mikiesherrill.bsky.social is a fascist. She is worse than Miller, Noem, Bovino, Bondi, etc. because she lies, obscures, deflects and backs violent fascists while smilingly whispering sweet nothings to the people who elected her. At least the orange fascists are honest about their hate.

Do you ever get the feeling that this is all a big shadow-puppet play, and none of it is real? That all the levers of power are owned and controlled by psychopath billionaires who want to tear down democracy? Polis is a Democrat. Peters has shown zero contrition about her crimes. Yet she walks.

Iran offered to give away ALL of its enriched uranium during peace talks in Geneva. The British thought it was a credible offer. Hours later, Trump started bombing Iran anyway.

More ICE human rights violations. People, including children and the elderly, were held for weeks in Colorado ICE hold rooms, without beds, in clear violation of ICE regulations. And it gets worse… 1/2

Sen. Peter Welch (D-Vt) praises DHS nominee Mullin as "competent" and "honest." He's a blustering dumbass who not long ago tried to start a fistfight with a Teamsters leader during a congressional hearing. They will confirm him. He will be a catastrophe. Welch will sob, "If only we'd known."

This is the man who is supposed to replace Kristi Noem. Democrats need to show this video during Markwayne Mullins’ confirmation hearing. And a lot more. He’s a piece of work.

"The cheap cuts" is the perfect phrase to characterize our new Golden Age. Rub the liver on a toilet seat for extra cocaine flavor.

A seeker climbed to a guru on a mountaintop, asked, what is the purpose of the world? The purpose of the world, said the guru, is for very rich men to pile up more money, at any human cost, and prey on children. What? said the seeker. That's horrible! Why do you think I'm up here, said the guru.

Saying, "Quiet, piggy" to a reporter is a sign he has completely lost control of the situation and he knows it. It's a sign of incipient panic. We've never seen anything like this.