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CUTSCENES: Cly is a legendary lone wolf who is probably too badass to be in your company PATCH NOTES: We patched the game because mechanically, she felt like a legendary lone wolf who's probably too badass to be in your company

It's been a trip watching their community gloat that the company would still be worth billions if they'd only stuck to their core business model: sexting minors

I don't judge sex workers at all, I save all that prissy, paternalistic condescension for GMs who charge their players money

I don't think I kept practically anyone's class. I set them all to the same two or three classes, because I always do this when I have the chance, it cracks me up every single time, it's like playing GTA driving only in reverse. I leave Kabb alone because he intimidates me

I'm not saying you should play Baldur's Gate III like you're writing a sprite-era webcomic version of it, but that was my second playthrough and it was medically more fun

I don't think I kept practically anyone's class. I set them all to the same two or three classes, because I always do this when I have the chance, it cracks me up every single time, it's like playing GTA driving only in reverse. I leave Kabb alone because he intimidates me

this is my favorite screenshot of granny shitfucker. how many of those do i have? a fucking shitload, do you think I'm STUPID

I don't think I kept practically anyone's class. I set them all to the same two or three classes, because I always do this when I have the chance, it cracks me up every single time, it's like playing GTA driving only in reverse. I leave Kabb alone because he intimidates me

In pure economy terms, the optimal way to kill enemies in Zero Company is to use the jetpack lady to waft them towards bottomless pits two feet at a time. Not in terms of action points or advantages, I'm talking about the fifty US dollars I paid for this game

As perfection is impossible, to act requires compromising on principle. For that reason I pushed his stupid ass off with the lady who doesn't have a jetpack

In pure economy terms, the optimal way to kill enemies in Zero Company is to use the jetpack lady to waft them towards bottomless pits two feet at a time. Not in terms of action points or advantages, I'm talking about the fifty US dollars I paid for this game

fuck you looking at you think that's not a jetpack death waft's distance between you and that ledge? buddy i will put in the sweat. i will build a high-speed rail through a mountain to push your shit off this ledge. gonna go spend 16 action points across three other operators, this turn

In pure economy terms, the optimal way to kill enemies in Zero Company is to use the jetpack lady to waft them towards bottomless pits two feet at a time. Not in terms of action points or advantages, I'm talking about the fifty US dollars I paid for this game

Hey hey, bro. Chill out. There's a railing, you're gonna be fine

In pure economy terms, the optimal way to kill enemies in Zero Company is to use the jetpack lady to waft them towards bottomless pits two feet at a time. Not in terms of action points or advantages, I'm talking about the fifty US dollars I paid for this game

✨Whoooo wants a jetpack ride✨

It's not universally true, but my rule of thumb for roleplaying is that if you're playing a character long term and you can't imagine a happy ending for them, that's a red flag for your own mental health.

hey what's up with the lipsticks in zero company. why can you only make your mouth look like the paint job on a Volkswagen

GUIDE TO WEAPONS IN ZERO COMPANY: >Blaster Pistol. Favored by scoundrels and nerf-herders. Shoots warm piss, from a dick. Deals one-sixteenth points of a damage point and deletes a random file from your hard drive

Something I genuinely love about Succession is that every storyline Tom has in an episode basically comes back to Shiv, but he has no weight in her storylines whatsoever. It adds an interesting layer to their whole dynamic as characters.

He's like the only motherfucker in this show for more than twenty seconds who is full-speed In Love[tm] and it griddles him like Waffle House every waking second

Something I genuinely love about Succession is that every storyline Tom has in an episode basically comes back to Shiv, but he has no weight in her storylines whatsoever. It adds an interesting layer to their whole dynamic as characters.

If you cut away every scene without Tom Haverford, you'd be like "that's a show about a guy who's losing his wife...or, perhaps, never had her." If you cut every scene but Shiv's you'd be like "I fast forward through every scene with her husband. It's like they just keep remembering he exists"

@mumblesbot.bsky.social I need an expert witness to confirm or deny the following sentence

I don't believe the world is going to end in the next five years, but if it did I guarantee you two things: that Mr Beast is going to try to become the king of humanity, and that he's going to be eaten by a seventeen year old who calls himself the Apocarizztic Bullionaire or something

I've only played an hour and a half of it, not nearly enough to unpack it, but Big Walk's getting something right that I haven't seen anyone get quite this right before.

My pizza hot take is that I've never, ever known a place to get the crust right and fuck up the rest

If they have been in business longer than sixteen months maximum and their thing is modestly expensive pizza, it is probably worth paying that at least once in a while

My pizza hot take is that I've never, ever known a place to get the crust right and fuck up the rest

Do you like Detroit or Chicago? You a New York kinda guy? Can you even like STAND California style, ah-ha? Yeah it turns out these are all delicious dipshits. DO YOU THINK ANY REGION WILL ACCEPT SHIT PIZZA? IN A WORLD WHERE GOOD PIZZA EXISTS? ABSOUTELY NOT

My pizza hot take is that I've never, ever known a place to get the crust right and fuck up the rest