Rob W

Rob W

@rux2.bsky.social

With no memory, I awoke from a medically induced coma and have been stuck in this bizzaro world ever since. Help CRPS type 2, fan of LEGO, picture taker, master of all Mario Karts

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Rob W
@rux2.bsky.social

Finished our 2025 Xmas card UNCLASSIFIED: Operation - Big Presence After years of speculation and rumors, thousands of Big Presence files have finally been released to the public. The citizens of the North Pole have at last learned the true fate of Frosty the Snowman.

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Rob W
@rux2.bsky.social

The exposure not only increased the size of Claus’ cells, but the typically mild-mannered gift-giver became blank-faced, belligerent and went on a destructive anger-filled rampage while emitting a green glow.

Rob W
@rux2.bsky.social

One single image was captured that revealed the chaos as well as the final moments of the world’s most famous snowman. There is hope, however, as multiple witnesses reported that Frosty’s last words were “Don’t you cry. I’ll be back again someday.”

Rob W
@rux2.bsky.social

Finished our 2025 Xmas card UNCLASSIFIED: Operation - Big Presence After years of speculation and rumors, thousands of Big Presence files have finally been released to the public. The citizens of the North Pole have at last learned the true fate of Frosty the Snowman.

Rob W
@rux2.bsky.social

Big Presence was the name given to a top secret experiment conducted beneath Toy Workshop #1225 many years ago. Workshop elves intended to increase the size of Christmas presents using Gamma Rays but during testing Santa Claus was exposed to a massive dose of radiation.

Rob W
@rux2.bsky.social

In the late 2000s my wife and I would discuss how we’d probably see a revolution in our lifetime Neither of us had the ministry of truth on our bingo cards

Rob W
@rux2.bsky.social

Anyone out there with a DRG stimulator? Curious to know the battery life. I had mine implanted in 2019 and I’m worried about Medicare’s future.

Rob W
@rux2.bsky.social

My remote has informed me that the battery is dying. Already have the surgery scheduled. Just need to make it a few more days to keep the pain at bay for at least six more years of DRG stimulation.

Rob W
@rux2.bsky.social

I had the battery replaced and I gotta say being able to shower without any restrictions after two weeks of healing is glorious

Rob W
@rux2.bsky.social

Finally watching season 4 of Fargo and I gotta admit when I saw my old neighborhood in Elgin where my wife and I used to live I got pretty excited.

Rob W
@rux2.bsky.social

If eberflus calls his team’s defensive plays and they are once again getting torched, other than wasting timeouts/challenges, what is the point of him?

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