Detroit Soccerite

Put on my football analyst hat and say El Mala good

For me, it’s more about trying to figure out who’s who irl by screen name, but yes.

Disconnect underscored by this unfortunate ad placement after the article

Red Bull probably has some corporate parkour manual that they’ve loaned to their away supporters to get around it.

Filling an IPO the same day your system illegally accesses voting data during an election is pretty bold, I have to say.

Work had an opening meeting ice breaker of posting useless trivia. I don’t think they’re ready for all the random soccer facts I have floating around

What could possibly go wrong?

I try not to get too invested in individual athletes, because they are so often revealed to be dumb with bad politics. However,

X-Men FC, we hardly knew ye

Just a string of wannabe authoritarians taking huge Ls and checking themselves into hospitals to try to dodge consequences.

El Classico Walmart 🙄

Missed the congressional vote, but apparently we’re all arsenal supporters now. Welcome aboard

Rough game for Elversberg but it took a while to get here

Was at the district final last night between two of the local high school and there was a sequence where one team hit the same post two times and then the keeper made 3 amazing saves. Wildest goalmouth scrambles I’ve ever seen.

In interest of matching the goofy stunt promotion vibes of the rest of the company, RB Leipzig should be a squad full of YouTube trick shot guys. Basically the German football Harlem Globetrotters.

Labor cartoons from the 1930s remain undefeated

*St Louis MLS wins Open Cup* oh, now we’re interested in Open Cup history.

My first real job was doing Macromedia Director/Shockwave apps. A more innocent (and perhaps groovy) time.

Rocket Companies

Ok, I'll parachute into the WBNA finals.

Rough few weeks for computer security, I wonder what has changed 🤔

Is it good that all we doing as software engineers these days is vulnerability remediation?

The all powerful machine god is going to need to get a second job before it can destroy humanity or whatever.

some bad kits in this PSG-Barcelona match

I support the arts, live orchestra jock jams

Scrapper bot that just shows you where the good research content is. Oh wait, that’s just a working search. We don’t do that anymore

Goodreads finally rolling out half star ratings. RIP “Well I gave it a 3, but it’s really a 3 1/2.” Good reduction in review length.

Wait, the "Vote Blue No Matter Who" folks? Interesting.

Keyworth July 7, 2017 4:51

Good seats still available for league leaders

Taking in my first live Rugby match.

Also, this match is insane

Setting the record for dodgy handball PKs in one match

Augsburg supporters look like you’re playing a club from Bulgaria

Weekly reminder to watch Elversberg

My first job at 16 was bussing tables/dishwashing at a cafeteria style restaurant. Scheduled me a 10 hour shift the second day where I was the only one bussing. Just walked out on my break and didn’t even care about the check.

I guess if there's an ok time to take a red card

This is so great and surprisingly hard.

As much as I criticize Fandango, Bundesliga 2 live on free YouTube absolutely rules. I can’t image it will last but enjoying it for now.

Can’t wait to learn the roadster stunt was completely fake like car was made of papier-mâché or some shit

ESPN puts an icon/subdirectory up for the Arabian Gulf Cup but not 3. Liga

Uptick in ai slop art accounts on the discover feed

There's a football club in Liechtenstein called Fussballclub Balzers. And while the name is just comes from the city, it still rules.

turns on Celtic match turns off Celtic match

When I was in college & out of my depth in an upper level compiler construction class, I got a pascal error that the documentation said something like "you should never get this error." I was too ahead of my time to claim that my code had achieved sentience. Maybe could have gotten a better grade.

Pretty difficult to come up with a terrible Hummel kit, but Charleston have managed to do it.