Ryan Bonner

Oh hell yeah. That’s my dog’s name. Ralph is the best.

It’s kinda amazing that 90-99% of both baseball and football games consists of dudes just standing around.

Here in the Texas panhandle, we have SOOOO many windmills (they are called turbines, though). In fact, we have a windmill museum here in Lubbock with a wind turbine.

We don’t need an article about this. Just say the date.

This is 1930s slang that means somewhere in between “get lost” and “you’re crazy.”

The new David Crosby horror movie looks terrible.

As we approach this year’s last months, remember that Happy Honda Days can be a difficult time for some.

Deport Elon

With a rebel yell, Shemp cried “Moe, Moe, Moe!”

There should be an ESPN channel where you can watch football accompanied by 1930s radio sound effects.

Deport Elon

Hey, I’ve been out of the loop for a while. Does anyone know if he chose Texas or not?

I was going to post about Trump’s rant about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize, but I got nothing. I feel so defeated by his stupidity.

Kabob Dylan

You can tell he hates it.

Is it too early to say Aday Mara should start instead of Holmgren?

Between this, his new term of “artificial news” and changing AI to SI, you can tell that Trump just recently learned the definition of “artificial.”

If I get my hands on a time machine, I’m going back 22 years and battle the Around the Sun haters. Sure, it’s not their best, but it is fuckin fantastic.

Interesting

Stop me if you’ve heard this before. Trump, Ted Cruz and Dennis Rodman walk in to a semi-truck factory…

Does anyone want to come over and Tubi and Chillax?

God bless Neil Young.

Wow! This is crazy and all types of messed up.

I would act flabbergasted at every question like I’m just learning something for the first time. THE GUY FEOM ROAD RULES IS A CABINET SECRETARY?!?! HE DID WHAT TO THE WHITE HOUSE ?!!? WE WENT TO SPACE THIS YEAR!?!?

Wow. It’s just a list of the worst people in America and a few Chinese people.

I loved That’s So Raymond!

I bet Kirk Herbstreit has no idea why people don’t like Lane Kiffen.

THE ERNEST HAS FALLEN! I REPEAT: THE ERNEST HAS FALLEN!

If Bruce Brown brings back the fu manchu, the final roster spot is his.

For safety reasons, I’m going to need someone more tech savvy to triple check that Mr Beast is not on Bluesky.

You guys have got to stop poking the Pillsbury Doughboy. It’s weird and gross. I thought we all agreed to this in the 90s.

Just the absolute worst. Garbage people, top to bottom. Every single one of them.

I will not be watching the woke NFL this year. If it was truly the NATIONAL football league, every team would be named the US Patriots. And don’t get me started on college football. Not since they implemented the TRANSfer portal.

I know way more about Shakespeare than Plato knew. So, yeah. I’d say I’m pretty smart.

I can hear his skin. It is not a pleasant sound.

What are you trying to say, NYT Spelling Bee?

My partner bought plums and stored them in my refrigerator that I bought. I ate her plums. AITA?

Remember, when life gives you 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, don’t despair. Get on your knees and pray, “Spoonman, save me!”

My personal favorite REM album.