Ryan Sarnowski

They next time I have to negotiate a work contract, I think I'm gonna say my hourly rate doubles during meetings.

Great baseball, but goodnight

Milwaukee’s blood pressure and blood alcohol levels are reaching a critical point.

Two nights in a row my wife has taken the dog out and the Brewers have scored. I’m locking the door!

Stopped at Bert’s to pick up a six pack of cider and ran into some cherub faced seminary students loading up on wine for the game. Where’s Jesus when you need him, right?

A couple miles to lessen the anxiety before tonight’s game.

If there was ever a night for breaking news, it's not tonight. Unless it's about the Brewers sweeping the world series - it's just static.

Brewers just extended my kids shift. It now runs until 1am. I think they're planning on closing this thing out tonight. When they do, that Team Store is gonna look a lot like this:

The World is at the cross-roads of Shit and Fucked, but at least my corporate overlords have predicted another year of record setting dividend payouts.

Just one more sleep until the Brewers sweep.

I want to believe that the Brewers are righting the universe.

When the dog has you pinned on the couch those adult diaper ads on Brewers radio start sounding pretty sensible.

Printers are the cats of the technology world.

Loved their live album Welcome to Mexico…Asshole

“They don’t let the pedal off the metal” Seriously???

What’s the over/under on Kalshi commercials driving away potential customers?

Brewers after a World Series win or Brewers after hours?

Same energy

Tough choices ahead

Thursday night is for cribbage

How soon before Palermo’s is giving away 4 free Bucks tickets when you buy 2 frozen pizzas? Let the seat filling promos begin!

It’s Frankenstein, but instead of body parts Dr. Frankenstein scrapes data from the Internet to build his monster. When the villagers - armed with torches and iPhones arrive at Frankstein’s data center they are met by private security with military grade weaponry. They die. The monster runs amok.

Click on one sweater advertisement. For the next week, nothing but ad after ad for expensive sweaters. It’s all the algorithms will show me. It’s like window shopping in reverse.

Woah! The Super Bowl is on Valentine’s Day…that is some stupid-ass planning and Jay-Z is the wholly wrong choice for such a romantic night. The more obvious choice: 2 Live Crew Let’s go full Idiocracy.

The mark-up for parking during the World Series is something to behold. Are people just buying parking and tailgating because they can’t get tickets to go inside the park?

Gotta hand it to A24, convincing the MLB to rig it so the Brewers are in the World Series is some top-tier viral marketing.

Run souvenir?

A tick in late October, great.

#BirdoftheDay the theme is #Reflection Black-winged stilt (Himantopus himantopus) at Lake Burunge, Tanzania

Must I go outside?

Spent the whole hike at Holy Hill telling him it was just a bit further…