Ryanwants 🔞🖇️

I killed 3 wardens and avenged my hardcore world of the past

Damn that's one scary clown I wonder if we can fuck it ...

Okay after a long and grueling 21 hours we have finally contained the Mell and patched the Mell sized hole in the coding and we added more security to it

So bad news the mell breached containment and got out of the server before I could patch it so uh Everyone gets 1000 gold and a free coupon to obtain any hair style

My cats hate me :(

I can't afford to see a doctor. But I can afford to thug it out

This was super fun to make for my gremlin overbooru.world/typecard

Smash.

Finna bounce this cat like a basketball or bouncyball

Sorry ladies but I choose the bad dragon

Can you chloroform a zombie?

Big pimplup don't like that attitude best switch that shit up

Beat some cheeks for me will ya G

God I miss my cat

IF. IT. BLEEDS. IT CAN DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!

I know I have 1 thing and it's motion!

I think about that one clown girl screaming "you do a loopy loop and pull that way your shoes are looking good. DOUBLE KNOT IT DOUBLE KNOT IT" very often

No you cant pee in the shampoo bottle

I'll be a faes familiar one day 😔

Finally, I got the game out of the box! Just in time before the remake. I heard this game was good!

Major overhaul to pet companion system Pets no longer die and instead despawn for 8 hours. Pet skill cooldowns reduced from 30 seconds to 10 seconds Pets now gain double skill point experience Pets add their stat multipliers to yours when crafting or in combat.

Mini event: animal companions can't die today

I needa some topnea

Not a single thought behind those eyes

No don't leave! my butt cheeks clap when I walk!

Finally made my eradicator break ride deck is done it's been a wild dream I thought I wouldn't be able to do

Y'all like my stress dice?

From someone who doesn't have sex what's the point of an adult store is it the dildos? the fuck machines? What is it

Birthday pokemon Last digit of the day Last digit of the month Last digit of the year 157 Love typhlosion always my first choice for a 2nd gen game

Birthday Pokemon. Last digit of the day Last digit of the month Last digit of the year 336 Won't lie, fire design for a nothing pokemon

Bug fix feeding your animal companion goldfish crackers no longer completely depletes mana and stamina after giving them 5-6 in a row

Reading a book gives double the experience points for the next week

I ated all the chocolate

Cats will receive the skill always land on your feet

Roll for initiative

FUCK

Bug fix: your cat companions no longer sink into the endless void after petting 39,974 times Additional bug fix: cat companions no longer teleport into the endless void after feeding them a fish after being pet 39,974 times

Low-key fw this pfp though it's too accurate

Bug fix: robots no longer clip into the wall making you unable to turn in your quests

Furries get a 75% strength buff

This is the dumbest thing I ever done but a deal is a deal

Fine most liked image will be my pfp till after Halloween keep it unban worthy thanks

I forgot you can't do polls on booski

Event: Royal Knight Sword has a chance to spawn in legendary drops for the next 2 hours

When feeding a cat a fish there is a 5% chance they will give you a legendary item

If looks could kill I would have been a dead man a long time ago... But hey this sandwich is bussin