🎃 Ryan S. Pumpkins 🎃 (Any Questions?)

Trick-or-Treating every day in October until I forget!

Bluesky a band: no fun.

Getting warmer...

Silly Goose Squad honks of wisdom

Cue the "Full House" theme song.

Whoever decided that Ross and America's Best Eyewear are in The Waterfront and Rocket Fizz and the AMC Theatres are also in The Waterfront bitch no they're not

Trying to take everyone's advice and refrain from quote-dunking on the stupidest fucking takes that actively go against what behavioral health professionals suggest for better mental well-being. Instead, let me say this: It’s okay to rest and take care of yourself, take a day off, we’ll be here.

I posted a skeet and it must have had a trigger word in it because it got swarmed by bots and "new" accounts.

Friends in the Motherland...

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture..."

#clocked

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Not all heroes wear capes.

I did not live here when this happened, but I go to Squirrel Hill frequently. The Jewish community is small but strong in Pittsburgh, and as my accidental home, I will do what I can to make sure people can worship as they so desire.

Drop something DEVILISH 😈 🖤 🔥

I have an AI agent that just sits and stares into the void disassociating. I mean, I still do this myself as well, but the additional existential crises help.

Satan himself came up with the idea of health insurance.

WARNING! DANGER! Someone on El-Sayed's team has a functional sense of humor and comedic timing!

Yes, hello, Warden Sharp? Yeah.... yeah... well, someone mentioned Goku to @jongraywb.blacksky.app again... Yes, please, as soon as you can possibly get here...

HOW DID NONE OF YOU PEOPLE TELL ME THIS WAS GOING TO BE A THING I thought we were frennnnns. 😭

So I have four days off in a row, but somehow this has turned into a very adult-y week. Oh, gaming will be involved, sure, but this week primarily involves: - figuring out open enrollment - a work meeting on a day off - the eye doctor 🤨 - the doctor doctor 😮 - the teeth doctor 😱 I NEED AN ADULT!

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Danny DeVault Girl

• Ahmed Zewail (Egypt / US): Won 1999 Nobel Prize in #Chemistry • Nader Masmoudi (Tunisia): Won Fermat Prize in #mathematics • Abbas Bahri (Tunisia): also received the Fermat Prize • Sir Michael Atiyah (Lebanese descent / British): #mathematician who won both Fields Medal and Abel Prize.

"They don't produce literature." [stares in Scheherazade]

BlueSky has four kinds of users:

Just heard a clip from President Obama's speech in Michigan. For a brief minute, all was right with the world.

So, had this unique interaction with a business owner who saw my one-star Yelp review where I said I was interested in the place but disliked the fact that all the art & menus are AI. Take a look. Maybe it's possible people are starting to realize the cement shoes that AI made for them will sink?

It has come to my attention that not all of you are doing the hustle. To that, I only have one thing to say:

DO THE HUSTLE! 🪈🪈💃🏻🪩🕺🏻🪈🪈

Jamaican me crazy, mon.

National Treasure Between My Legs

Harry Enten is the result of a SportsCenter anchor accidentally showing up to a CNN set and I love it.

You don't have to like the Democrats. But right now, they are the only viable option. Vote to stop the slide into fascism, or it will only get worse.

#fallout76

Gays be like, "I really needed this," and it's Barack Obama just speaking in complete, coherent sentences.

Dazzle, define a shitty parent.

No, my name's not "baby" It's Laurence Mr. T if ya nasty

A handy reference mnemonic for discussing one's sexuality: Take your first initial. If it begins with the letters A-Z then you're gay. The only exception is if your name starts with X, in which case you're Xtra gay. Smart. Helpful. Scientific.

That's hot. ~ thermometer

So I hate to admit this, but it's only after his death that I'm finding out how much of a damn good person Eric Bauza was. He supported the writers during the WGA strike. He believed in the ART of animation and the HUMANS that make it. I better not hear anything from any studio chuds who back AI.