RydenTheCanuck 🇨🇦 🇺🇸

The absolute horeshit being tossed into the capital markets at this time is nearly unprecedented. I say nearly because a quarter century ago people thought a dog puppet was peak e-commerce . This looks like it was conceived by Al Capone. $META paying for data factories by selling what ?!?

8 days to Election Day. Another couple days with this voter polling and Alaska is ours! Lemme put it in a way he’d understand. Спасибо

The next big natural resource incursion that Canada should anticipate. H2O

Follow The Money www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

This will go down as one of the most stupid, misguided, hare-brained political blunders in history. To be honest, our province likes to blow up established bureaucracies every decade or so…especially when they admit they’re idiots.

No! Really ?!? Who woulda thunk it!

Mid terms Guess I’ll blink. Maybe back down. Think I’ll build a golf course on Pluto.

You folks who really value your nation and what it stands for had better have your shit together. This guy ain’t screwing around.

Know what it means when individual stocks drop in price like fake watches despite posting great earnings? It means there’s nothing wrong with the companies ($META $IBM) but something might be seriously wrong elsewhere. It can also mean things are too expensive given what lies ahead.

So now we know the math! 75% of Albertans want to stay a part of Canada. 25% are mental midgets who ate all the chalk in grade school. Now. We know.

We are literally living in an acid trip hallucination reality.

There’s a book about catastrophic financial market moves caused by “Black Swan” events. These are by definition, things that happen right in front of us but we collectively choose to ignore. ‘Til later, when suddenly every “sure thing” turns to absolute manure. It’s not a prediction, just nature.

Producer prices were released for September. They’re running st around a 16% annual increase. Stick that in your data center bond yield pipe and smoke it.

There was a remarkable change in the internet experience today.

You believe they’ll never come for you ‘cuz you ain’t brown or have a name they don’t like. You’re wrong. You believe they won’t kill people who have done nothing more unAmerican than ask questions. You’re wrong Never in history has this government behaviour resulted in anything but collapse

If you’re selling front-running information to commodities traders, and it turns out your big oil announcement involved about two hours’ worth of production, better not check your voicemail for a few days.

In 10 days a heavily foreign-influenced referendum will take place in Alberta. It has been difficult keeping up with the major players. The obvious winners of a pro-independence move are not Alberta residents. These independent journalists are invaluable. ojwkf.r.sp1-brevo.net/mk/mr/sh/7nV...

Hey there hosehead, the feeling is more than mutual. Head to Mars. Stay there. thetyee.ca/Opinion/2026...

You don’t have to use synonyms, CBC. You can report “really stupid people, science haters,” have a lot to do with the separatist movement in (especially rural) Alberta. It’s entirely true, accurate and honest. Don’t look up.

This demonstrates just how un-wealthy the population actually has become. If you believe you can swing enough votes to win power to continue robbing taxpayers , for $500 a vote, then a big chunk of your electorate ain’t surviving right now…and you know it…and you don’t care.

Just read the Canada Pension Plan’s (+$600 bil) latest “investibility” update. 94% of global, first tier managers, running $47 trillion, list 🇨🇦 Canada🇨🇦 near top of the list for maintaining/ boosting investment. “Safe, resource rich, sane, etc…” Oh the horror. The horror.

Nuts. Loonie Tunes. Bizerkus Circus.

We’ve learned all kinds of lessons. So have his taxpayers, every country in the world, historians, soldiers and young girls. Hundreds of years from now those lessons will still be in textbooks.

Not sure I wouldn’t want somebody else assuring me that the local data centre won’t hack my bank account, sell my kids to a Haitian gang, start a nuclear war and end all food production…for giggles. I mean, name one thing that’s been remotely true from these gangsters. Don’t look. There are none.

February 9,1964 That’s when this lad first showed up on US TV, drumming for the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show.

This really pisses off us hosers. But, ya picked the right province to sell snake oil. No doot aboot it. thetyee.ca/News/2026/09...

Love these easy-to-read, quick and dirty NOT fake stories about run-ins with regulators. Crypto : “We’re #1 for laundering massive mounds of cash!” Canadian financial crime watchdog deregisters crypto firm with links to Trump family: theijf.org/article/alt-...

I’m not Lisi, but I can help here. He’s not taking the dog. Dump his ass. You’re welcome.

Trust is at the heart of a strong democracy. That’s the message Barack Obama will share during the upcoming 2026 Democracy Forum—exploring how people, institutions, and technologies build, repair and scale trust in one another and in democracy itself.

I think of Jack Nicholson in The Departed when I think of rats in Boston.

Here’s what kinda ticks some of us off. Record deficits, inflation causing big economic shocks, AI replacing jobs and triggering a massive infrastructure buildout that seems to require all of our power and water, a lunatic fringe government to the south, mid east in crisis, election called….clocks?

New terminology: CrimeMaxxing If you are found guilty and sent to prison: ColonMaxxing

The United Nations’ janitorial staff have ordered an emergency supply of industrial bullshit remover. There’s so much crap to clean up that sone observers doubt the technology exists to make UN air breathable again. apnews.com/article/trum...

This one made me laugh. The vast majority of these village idiots have never been over county lines. Half spell Canada with a K and a significant number would run out of travel money buying lottery tickets and diesel. Really not much of a threat, more of a reward, eh?

You guys are SO screwed. No, really. Belarus? Good luck with this. It’s only a big chunk of your food supply at risk . Should be fine. 🙄

No! Don’t do it. Hit the UN then get in the limo and head for the airport. Don’t waste your time. You don’t speak the language of village idiots.

The only way he’s ever closed a “deal” ever, in his lifetime. They’re just speaking the correct language. Owe money? Lawsuit Feelings hurt? Lawsuit Caught cheating? Lawsuit Lies getting noticed? Lawsuit Lawsuit not noticed? Lawsuit

This is positive because people are now getting provoked by symbols. This will become much more common in the coming weeks. It’s indicative of a wider and more vehement rejection of bullcrap , bullying, stealing , misogyny, pedophilia and moronic ineptitude . Real Americans want their country back

You know why? ‘Cuz there’s nothing else to do when you live in a van, down by the river.

Here’s what’s amazing about this post. There isn’t a word of exaggeration. The adjectives are just the correct labels for the people being described.

Wanna see a tremor? A 3/4% rise in US 10-year government bond yields to 5% is an 18% hike in cost of borrowing, which, like crude oil, splashes into about a thousand economic lakes. Mortgages are just one new shock. The Fed says more coming. Oil says more coming . It’s a very abrupt rate move.

A badge of honour.

We knew it wasn’t a Canadian group’s idea to have Alberta separate from Canada . It had to be a gang of nefarious fascism lovers, well funded and bent on destroying things, likely based across the border. And we were right. theijf.org/article/how-...

Good. But it’s only begun. The owners are medieval-level destroyers and this broadcast property is being fast-tracked to Zerocasting. It’s a real term. It means talking to yourself. And nobody else. Someone smart will get it all for ten cents on today’s dollar.