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Fair play to President Trump. To celebrate the 2026 World Cup winners, a photograph of the winning team’s victory moment will permanently hang in the Oval Office.

Congratulations to team USA on a fine, fair and square win 👏👏👏

It’s Eurovision day I❤️🇮🇪

I ordered two bungee straps online. That’s them on the table leaning on the box they arrived in 😳🤷

I’m sure you already know this @mrjamesob.bsky.social @thetrawl.bsky.social but Farage cancelled. Didn’t turn up. Chickened out and ran away from scrutiny. What a cowardly weasel of a man.

New Reform Logo 👍

Winston has pledged to serve his constituents, as soon as he’s finished his homework, eaten his greens, and his mum says he can go out.

Case closed I think 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

There’s something not quite right about the winners of the Reform meat raffle 🤔

You know what this means don’t you?! Trump is going to break the ceasefire to distract from this.

Nooooooooo!!!! 😱😱😱

Problem solved. He’s back on board loving NATO again 👍

Iran are desperate to make a deal with Trump. They phone him every day begging him to extend the deadline.

Confirmed - Nigel Farage, despite being invited to appear, will not be on the panel on tonight’s Question Time, which is being aired from his Clacton constituency. Instead, Reform will be represented by the convicted criminal and unfaithful husband Tom Skinner. @mrjamesob.bsky.social

For all you doubters who think he just made this up, he’s now revealed the gift.

Question Time is from Clacton this Thursday. Farage’s constituency. Obviously he’s been invited onto the panel. But will he turn up and face scrutiny and debate, or will he have “other commitments” 😏

Is anyone else having issues with rewinding live radio on LBC? For a few days now I haven’t been able to do it. I just get the spinning circle like it’s buffering when I rewind 🤷 @mrjamesob.bsky.social ?

The sporting prowess of Trump is incredible. Not only did he win the gold for Olympic hockey. He’s previously won the Tour de France, the Ashes, Olympic table tennis in Beijing and the Aintree Grand National as the actual horse. What a guy. And this is fact MAGA. Not fake news.

I’m having a fiver e/w 🤷

Just watched this true story about Gösta Engzell, a hero that helped save 100,000 Danish Jews from the Nazis in WWII. The climax of the film was where hundreds of small boats carrying refugees come across the Øresund Strait to Sweden Farage would have wanted them all turned back

Photographs have emerged of Farage clearly having actually visited the Chagos Islands, despite him saying he’d been denied entry 🤷😉 @thetrawl.bsky.social

Please give this a mention in your Monday show @mrjamesob.bsky.social He can’t be allowed to get away with this absolute bollocks. The Reform London mayoral candidate has retweeted this, absolutely outraged.

Currently in Goa. We’ve escaped the relentless rain in Ireland and are enjoying the sun and fantastic, ridiculously cheap beautiful Indian food. Paid €10 today for 2 double G&Ts Bombay potatoes, burnt garlic veg rice and Dahl tadka. Beautiful.

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New statue unveiled of Trump. An uncanny likeness.

The [trump 🤬] Kennedy centre is closing down for two years for “renovations” 😏 Definitely not because of a mass boycott by artists and the public 🤷 Is this bankruptcy his sixth or seventh 🤔 It’s so hard to keep up 🤷

Wow, this is so telling that the pro Trump bot farms have their new instructions. Melania the movie is rating 1.1 out of 10 on IMDb with 15,000 thousands 1 out of 10 reviews. Suddenly, amazingly, it starts getting flooded with fantastic fawning 10/10 reviews. Bots 🤷

This is bollocks. It’s clearly very carefully chosen documents pointing at the royals snd others and away from Trump. It’s an attempt to deflect from Trump. That’s what they’ve been doing for the last few weeks, carefully hiding Trump and providing evidence on others. 😏

Farage told us we didn’t need a European army because America would always have our back. Now the US is shooting its own citizens in the street and flirting with authoritarianism. That wasn’t foresight. That was catastrophic naivety.

The seals are broken and the beast walks openly now. Its mark is law, its gospel is violence, and its altar is the street. There will be no salvation — only silence after.

Where’s the gun 🤷

Scotland. Happy Burns night. I had to go to Derry to get haggis, it’s just not a thing in the Republic of Ireland. Tonight I will drink a toast to Scottish Independence.

Im watching this live press conference with a knot in my stomach. He’s fucking insane. He’s just totally insane. He’s going to destroy America and the world. What the fuck is wrong with you congress. This is really scary shit.

Two presidents. One radiates calm authority. The other mistakes applause and trinkets for respect.

Just had this trophy into our charity shop. I’ll get it sent over to the White House 👍

In a meeting today the US House Speaker Mike “I know nothing” Johnson met with the UK Speaker of the House of Commons, Sir Lindsay “do you want to go for an early cup of tea?” Hoyle, to thrash out who’s the wettest and most useless.

Macaulay Culkin has given Trump his Oscar because Trump deserves it because he was better than Macaulay in Home Alone 2 Well deserved I say 👏👏👏

Jenrick, MP for Newark. Newark is literally an anagram of Wanker. The universe 🤷 @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Meet Rex. He lives next door to us on a farm about half a mile away. Pretty much every day he comes up to see us. His little face appears at our French door and we go out and fuss him up good. We never feed him though. He’s not our dog. We’ve just really come to like each other.

Mrs R loves a Bombay potato. So I’ve made her some as a surprise tonight. She wasn’t up for the king prawn Madras though. A bit hot for her. I don’t usually make prawn curry but there was a load of prawns on the poor shelf 50% off 🤷

America. This is your president. A man who loves prizes so much that he whinges and moans and cries if he doesn’t win one, and when he doesn’t win the prize he’s perfectly happy to accept made up ones or somebody else’s prize. What an absolutely pathetic cry baby.

Trump thinks that he’s a peacemaker because he’s been given someone else’s medal for peace. That’s ridiculous. That’s like if I gave him my skydiving medal, he’d think he could just jump out of a plane at 20,000 feet.…🤔 Sorry, have to dash. I just need to go and buy a stamp.

Did Trump watch the same footage everyone else did 🤷 Look at even Vance’s face as he’s literally making stuff up as he goes along. Vance is thinking “stop talking, please stop talking”.

I don’t know why people are saying Trump exaggerated the ICE shooter’s injuries. As he saunters away (presumably walking to the hospital, where he was going to be “recovering”) you can clearly see where he’s been hit by Good’s car 🤷

Same people, different uniform.

What if it transpires that the ICE agent is one of the pardoned January 6th insurrectionists 😳 @mrjamesob.bsky.social