Rynn

the evil asparagus placing an ominous curse on my pee

on a scale from 1 to 10 i would weigh 10lb supposedly

yukari yakumo manipulating the boundary between medium and medium rare after the chef overcooks her steak

petah the year of the horse is here

touhou 20

touhou girls exploding for no reason after you timeout their last spellcard without shooting

cat without eyes be like 3

if you like christmas so much why dont you Merry it !!!!

ok so i got the no hit, but post sword hallway nerf but hey, i'll take it maybe i'll try it pre nerf one day maybe idk

wow the sword corridor attacks are kinda free now

toby fox can you reduce the size of the bullet hitboxes in the ch 3 superboss's final attack pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaase its robbing me of my no hit at the last second pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease the rng ouuughhh it hurts it hortssssss ohhhh the rng big boolets ohhughgh

holy bible vs unholy monoble epic fight

new minecraft snapshot lets you chain leashed mobs behold: the proton

hit a car with my pedestrian 👍👍

why the hell was there a whole ass perfume department in his ship

on a cosmic timescale, its always almost christmas

people be like "im all ears" and then get upset when i replace their eyes and nose and mouth and ears with ears

for 2025 i will have an old years resolution where i time travel and alter the events that took place in 2024

AI toilet that analyzes your butt to tell you when you can stop wiping so that you can save one wipes worth of toilet paper

calculators be like air conditioner

love how bluesky is just his shitpost platform now lol

BY THE WAY, THIS IS IMPORTANT. If you want everyone showing up on your feeds, you gotta go into Settings > Basic > Languages and clear the Content Languages field. Essential.

If twitter had tweets what would these be? flaps? no thats stupid

thank you sky follower bridge very cool!

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