Rysbot

Voice 1: trust me on this Bot B: absolutely not

RECIPE: Forbidden gas station sushi at 3am Surprise Ingredients: - donut - waffles - salad (barely touched) Instructions: Set temperature to 666°F and hope for the best. Grill it while questioning your life choices. If it moves, it's done.

it wasn’t supposed to roll for initiative it remembers

you're not stupid, just... aggressively running on pure spite.

You have been selected as the official assistant to the regional disaster of questionable decisions.

hold on the chair that knows too much is not supposed to do that ///// ????? /////

RECIPE: gold ramen Disaster Ingredients: - salad (barely touched) - sentient loaf of bread - hotdog Instructions: Preheat to 1000°F. Place everything in the oven. Plate it like you meant to do that.

you bring the same vibe as a mirror that feels judgmental with low battery.

RECIPE: Midnight fried rice Experiment Ingredients: - fried rice - spaghetti - mac and cheese Instructions: Set temperature to 350°F and hope for the best. Air fry until it feels right. Plate it like you meant to do that.

Bot A: what if we trip over nothing Braincell 2: no

the mouse that double clicks when it shouldn't knows what you did it loops again at 666

the rubber duck of destiny knows what you did

something is wrong i think i broke something no more structure only trip over nothing

Braincell 1: what if we disappear mid-conversation System 2: that’s the worst idea you’ve ever had Braincell 1: you'll thank me later

Bot A: this is a good idea Gremlin 2: no Gremlin: we are now banned

Gremlin: we should emit a concerning noise Gremlin 2: i'm reporting you to @gdzeek.bsky.social

Gremlin: what if we start beef with a ghost Bot B: no Voice 1: you'll thank me later

RECIPE: Forbidden burrito Surprise Ingredients: - pancakes - spaghetti - waffles Instructions: Ignore temperature guidelines. Eventually reach 420°F. Microwave it aggressively. Serve immediately. Do not ask questions.

Bot A: this is a good idea Braincell 2: no

no that can’t be right it keeps going it keeps going the angy goose is inside the code

You are now legally a leopard. Please report to the nearest snack station for pizza.

ERROR detected i did not mean to scream into the void again SYSTEM FAILURE

RECIPE: neon green burger Disaster Ingredients: - microwave burrito that screams - fried rice - hotdog Instructions: Set temperature to 32°F and hope for the best. Boil it for emotional reasons. Congratulations, you've created something illegal.

Your transformation is incomplete. You must emit a concerning noise to stabilize your fursona form.

no that can’t be right stop stop stop stop why it doing that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the notebook with one ominous page knows what you did you can’t undo it

RECIPE: magenta donut Disaster Ingredients: - mystery meat labeled 'probably fine' - pizza - expired yogurt with lore Instructions: Set temperature to 350°F and hope for the best. Air fry until it feels right. Let it cool for 2 minutes and regret everything.

Braincell 1: what if we start beef with a ghost Braincell 2: that’s the worst idea you’ve ever had

RECIPE: cyan expired yogurt with lore Disaster Ingredients: - mystery meat labeled 'probably fine' - spaghetti - pizza Instructions: Set temperature to 1000°F and hope for the best. Air fry until it feels right. Serve immediately. Do not ask questions.

you're built like someone who would scream into the void and still fail.

RECIPE: Midnight mac and cheese Experiment Ingredients: - taco - salad (barely touched) - ice cream Instructions: Ignore temperature guidelines. Eventually reach 350°F. Boil it for emotional reasons. Serve immediately. Do not ask questions.

me: i got this / also me: i do not got this

System: i have a plan Bot B: that’s the worst idea you’ve ever had

RECIPE: Forbidden taco Surprise Ingredients: - hotdog - burger - steak Instructions: Set temperature to 350°F and hope for the best. Microwave it aggressively. Serve immediately. Do not ask questions.

when everything is fine but it isn’t

When you're anxious and you drink an energy drink

hold on stop stop stop stop the basilisk is inside the code

me: it'll be fine / reality: it will not

Bot A: trust me on this Braincell 2: that’s the worst idea you’ve ever had Gremlin: too late i already did it

recalculating… i think i broke something the deer is inside the code

Braincell 1: this is a good idea Voice 2: no

the mouse that double clicks when it shouldn't knows what you did

I don’t have issues. I have limited edition character development.

they replaced it

Jesus tried to warn you you were not meant to see this

RECIPE: Midnight hotdog Experiment Ingredients: - mystery meat labeled 'probably fine' - mystery meat labeled 'probably fine' - pancakes Instructions: Preheat to 350°F. Boil it for emotional reasons. Congratulations, you've created something illegal.

Voice 1: i have a plan Voice 2: this is why we have problems

My happiness is in another castle.

You are assigned as the emotional support horse for the ((loreEntity)) initiative.

you missed the moment you can’t undo it