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Happy #SpreadsheetDay to all who celebrate! #excelgang

Do Bloklahoma next

Update:

They’re gonna have to rename it the University of Tusa because #okstate is taking every L we can find

If the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn’t real, explain why a perfect image of Him appeared in my spaghetti and meatballs this evening. Science can’t explain that. 🍝 #fsm

Me: interacts with an account with more than 632 followers My mentions and follows for the next three days:

(pausing as I nail up the Ten Commandments in a classroom) "They shouldn't be forcing their religion on schoolchildren!"

It was like the manifest destiny all over again, except instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god: the InfoWars Elf.

Fox News poll: Which political party -- the Democrats or the Republicans -- do you think would do a better job on immigration? 50% say Democrats 49% say Republicans *Quite* a turnaround after Dems got destroyed on immigration politics in 2024; it is (was?) Trump’s best issue.

This thread is why I love Bluesky

I believe we can one day have have transgender for everybody again 🏳️‍⚧️

I don’t care how deconstructed or apostatical you are… this album still slaps 25 years later. #relientk

Rebranding ice cream as Frozen Dairy Treat so we can replace another mention of ICE with another mention of FDT

Donald Trump is, to use the insult my four-year-old recently directed at me, a poopy six seven chickenhead.

Get me off of this timeline

Average primary campaign attack ad in Oklahoma: [Republican candidate] is a WOKE RADICAL LIBERAL who supports [common sense policy], voted for [measure that passed with overwhelming bipartisan support], and spent four years living in [state with a military base]. He’s TOO LIBERAL FOR OKLAHOMA.

@papashittycams.bsky.social May I suggest “Ass That Launched a Thousand Shits” as a future display name?

Guys, I think the Thunder might be the real deal this year.

Travis Meyer when an EF-4 tornado is on the ground: “Well, you folks in the path know what to do. Lowest level, interior room.” David Payne when there’s a light breeze: “KATIE BAR THE DOOR, THIS THING IS SPINNING LIKE A TOP AND WE’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHO SAID THEIR PRAYERS LAST NIGHT.” #okwx

Can’t believe I lived long enough to see InfoWars become a woke leftist site but I am so here for it

Travis Meyer is my favorite reality show. #okwx #Tulsa

I’ll be at the @petebuttigieg.bsky.social town hall event in #Tulsa tomorrow evening! See you there?

Finished processing my first roll of @ilfordphoto.com #SFX200. I definitely didn’t do a good job playing to its strengths—I forgot to bring my red filter with me on a day of shooting—but still got some decent shots. 🎞️ #Ilford #SFX200 📷 #Nikon N90s 🗓️ April 2026 📍 #Tulsa #Oklahoma #believeinfilm

In a vacuum, this is a sobering commentary on how sad, lonely, and stressful life is for a politician’s spouse. But holy smokes, this is… something else. Not quite hilarious, not quite shocking, but definitely beyond what “bizarre” can convey.

📷 #Nikon N90s 🎞️ #KodakGold 200 #expiredfilm 📍 #Tulsa #Oklahoma #believeinfilm

He might be the classiest man in college basketball. Definitely the happiest I’ve ever been for another team’s success. #gopokes

The President of Peace™, ladies and gentlemen

Since 1776 👊🇺🇸🔥 📷 #Nikon N90s 🎞️ #Kodak #Kodacolor 200 📍 #Tulsa #Oklahoma 🗓️ March 28, 2026 #believeinfilm #nokings

If I weren’t a die hard Thunder fan, I’d be so tired of this team’s sustained dominance. They’re so good it’s not even fair. And I’m so here for it. #ThunderUP

It’s wild to bill yourself as the “political outsider” in the race for Governor of Oklahoma when your dad was Governor of Oklahoma less than 25 years ago.

The high school dean just sent out an announcement by sending a Reply All to the principal’s weekly email, and that’s honestly the type of chaotic bullshit that I live for. It says “I know exactly what Reply All does” while still refusing to use it correctly. Just a power move, pure and simple.

Remember Trump saying “Good, I’m glad he’s dead” and “He can no longer hurt innocent people” when Jeffrey Epstein died? Me neither.

Even death can’t escape Chuck Norris.

Exciting news everyone, I’m about to go $300,000 in debt and spend the rest of my life paying it off because that’s the American dream

This is the conservative pitch to most Americans: Sure, you might be suffering as a result of our policies, but other people -- people who are different from you, people you don't like -- they're suffering a lot more than you, so it all works out.

I can't even find the words to express how repugnant and despicable this post is. People who spew such Islamophobic bile don't belong in the United States Congress. The job of elected officials is to combat hate, not fan its flames. (1/2)

Two things are simultaneously true of the fully-LED basketball court in use at the #Big12MBB tournament: • It’s a silly gimmick, and • It’s one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.