Daniel Saewitz

devs only want one thing and its to deploy production code behind feature flags

"The homepage spent most of its ~450–600ms server time in dayjs. Its timezone plugin costs ~46µs per .tz() call (nightOf made four), about 380µs per event, which comes to ~140ms for this week's 355 events on an M-series Mac." oh okay. Temporal now runs this whole thing in 5ms.

if going public becomes a fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders, how does that not cut incentives directly against dario's stated fears and goals

My Phish jam Mt. Rushmore: Albany YEM Boise Bag Denver Ghost Fukuoka Twist

I got a spam email offering a flexible line of credit, but it was acronym'd as LOC and I thought they were offering me a liberal token spend in lines of code

the earnest answer, chopped into a wholly reductive form, is: it gracefully degrades

hahahaha

nothing breaks the internet's brain more than an aphorism interpreted literally

the 76ers have cured all of my warts

gapless.js has a lovely new demo and docs page and is now live gapless.saewitz.com

"However, the level of social media amplification around this incident has brought scrutiny that is out of proportion to [every single thing I've ever done]"

Acquired face value tickets to Billy Strings Halloween ✅ 🫡🫡🫡🫡

claude code now requests to scan your shell history? nahhhhh

PHP has an RCE exploit therefore its model is fundamentally flawed right? Right guys?

Thought I walked by a place called “the burgery” but a tree was blocking the beginning of the sign and it was “surgery” 😩😩😩

if a jamband ever decides to write a song called one of "banter", "tuning", "crowd noise", or "encore break" or anything of the like I will ban you and your band from relisten with extreme prejudice

ghostty is just too buggy for daily use at this point going to have to go back to iterm

we have free and universal distribution and politicians are spending > $1B on ads

Tapped In 9.0.0 is submitted to the app store. Thanks LLMs for making the upgrade and parity process much easier.

karrisaarinen.com/posts/someon... I firmly agree, and I believe if you touch any product I've [co]-created (relisten, popflash, tapped in, et al) you will feel my perspective, whether conscious or not.

does anyone in nyc have an unused android device that they don't mind donating to me for the development of tapped in and relisten both are completely free apps, one is FOSS I need one to republish tapped in the play store

Phish playing "Is This What You Wanted" on 10-31-14, in response to the very loud distaste for the prior year's Halloween is under-discussed. They dropped a nuke of a set that night then called all of us nerds. timber.relisten.net/phish/2014/1...

We are looking to be the greatest free, open source, anonymous, heady, and dank streaming jam band app in history

i host a podcast in my head, it's called anxiety

new tapped in vibe

Parquet courts in a Starbucks commercial? It’s not really worth judging so harshly, but it’s antithetical to the entire message of the album. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

@jeremymorrell.dev any plans for cloudflare to ingest external generic OTEL traces? would love to attach my web server's (non-worker) traces to the already existing CF tracing.

when silicon valley came out I thought the biting satire of "make the world a better place" was hilarious because people barely said it out loud, even though it was often the undercurrent of their mission statement and then in the following decade people began saying it word for word