Spooky Roni✨🔮🎃

Because it needs to be documented.

I just want to know what my body thought I was doing for seven hours last night. Because apparently it meant nothing. I’m so SLEEPY.

This is the closest I’ve been to my new phone dying in the last month, since I got it. So I’m going to play this out and see how long it takes for it to actually die.

Professionally, respectfully, I was cute today. 🫶🏾✨

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A win is a win. 😭 We ain’t never worried about it being cute.

At least our kicker worth a damn.

Fuck the clock! Run that shit!!!

I keep reminding myself that these are normal Lions fan, week seven emotions.

She was including me on the holiday cheesecake flavors. She told me to pick two. 😭😭😭🙌🏾🙌🏾

NAH!!!

BRANCH IS BACK NIGGA!!!!

FAWWWWKKKKKK

Mfs wanna squabble so bad.

Nobody: My MIL: un uh, daughter. Your phone don’t even ring. Add me to your list or whatever. 😒

I ain’t even say nothing lmaoo

Mf had somewhere to be or something.

*expletives. LOTS OF THEM.*

I just cackled lmaoo

Aye bro we not boutta start this shit bro.

Ngl, I didn’t know they were still playing baseball lol.

Minus that turnover that was a hell of a drive.

FAWK

Gibbs is unmatched.

LET’S GOOOOOO

SEED!!!

I like my team in the all black uniforms.

My goal was to have the laundry done and put away before the game starts. So I’m on track. Gonna clean this kitchen right quick and then put my feet up.

I have a bad habit of reading more than one book at a time. Right now the e-book and the audiobook I’m reading and listening to right now couldn’t be more different. 😂

Before I went to sleep my man told me he impulse bought Cleo Sol tickets for her Chicago concert. And this is one of the many reasons he’s my person. A random trip out of town and an artist I haven’t seen live? Top love language appreciation.

Making myself stay in the bed until at least 8 AM. I just be up early for no good reason.

My momma calls Ulta Beauty Ultra. It tickles me so bad. 🤣

I’m tempted to respond to all these political texts and tell them that I already voted so they can leave me alone.

Good morning. Early voting officially starts in Michigan today! Dropped my absentee ballot at City Hall yesterday. Please get out and vote!

🫶🏾🫶🏾✨

This man just came up behind me in the kitchen, and rolled up my muumuu and tucked it into my waist beads. Then smacked my ass hard af. Pray for me. 😂😭

It’s time to renew my license. Last time, I was ironically determined to be bare-faced at the time of my unexpected picture. This time I’m coming full beat. Idc.

Am I the only one not buying the seemingly intentional spin on this Mike Tyson documentary??

Idk what’s going on with me lately, but I am exhausted. I was in the bed by 8:30 last night. And I slept the entire time.

He already had my vote, but damn.

Turns out it was me. He smelled it on me. 🤭😂

It dawned on me that the reason my man keeps asking me about my work trip because I haven’t asked him to take me to the airport yet 😅😂 I finally asked him today and he said it was already on his calendar and that he was already planning to take me even though I hadn’t asked.

I’m so sleepy 😭😭

Did not mean to, but I just snapped at a student. He was damn near on my back while I was in line for the chicken nuggets in the cafeteria. I turned around and saw how close he was and instantly got irritated.

I think my man is ovulating. 😮‍💨

I’ve prepped all of the ingredients for my kale salad this week. Now just have to actually eat it.