Fletcher (17⚽️)

This was my biggest worry about the Browns since they acquired this guy

Rhyne Howard and Gabby Williams have textbook beautiful looking jump shots.

(Said very respectfully) Vivianne 👀

Is it a law that if you have a loud radio on your motorcycle, you have to play some of the worst music ever heard?

Look I get not wanting Manchester City to win. For sure, they “ruined” your sport and you want to see them punished. Both of Ryan Gravenberch’s fouls were textbook yellows Like…. Be objective if you actually love the sport.

Good: scored first goal of the indoor season. Great: 7-2 victory over a good team. Bad: might or might not have broken a toe or 2.

If you were on the east side of Detroit, the loud yell you heard was me watching this in real time.

Action Bronson is one of my favorite lyricists ever, w/ his metaphors & sports references being huge reasons why. He raps how I talk. Skipped most,if not all of, “Johann Sebastian Bachlava The Doctor” (2024) People love it, & that’s fine but it feels…not good to me and I can’t put my finger on why

Was certain Lauren was putting that in the net 💔

Should A’ja have reacted the way she did? Eh, not at that moment, maybe. But she technically didn’t leave the court, no? Like she didn’t step off that raised ass court in Indiana?

I mean…. If you don’t like the foul call, stop slapping A’ja on her elbow as she’s shooting.

Saw this real time and I’m still not sure what he saw because at no point did DJ Reed (at 5’10) give an indication that he was about to lower his body

“im a packers owner” fuck you

I love saying that I coached a kid playing in the NFL right now. I hate that he gets hurt literally every 1.5 weeks.

When I was college track level, absolutely. Me right now? Probably not, no. And I know without a shadow of a doubt I’m faster than those men.

I've been an Ed Sheeran hater since he was a Lannister

Truthfully, if they let players fight, some of these dark arts merchants would relax

Do I want Michigan Football to win? Not really no. But I’ll root for Bryce Underwood. And yes, it’s exactly for that reason.

Once again, letting 11+ grown men in blue decide my mood on a Saturday was a mistake 🥲

Another year, another final 🫡🫡🫡

most annoying part about people saying “Racism happened so long ago.” Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, was literally photographed in the background of a desegregation protest in 1957 These are the ages of our parents & grand parents. This isn’t a “before” thing. It’s a now thing.

I know I overcelebrated Labor Day because I’m watching the Jamie Vardy documentary and getting misty-eyed

Megged Junior. He did *not* like it and started playing that 2021 N’Golo Kante man defense

If you can’t defend the middle of your team, whether it’s the defense or the midfield, you do not deserve to win matches against good teams. Long season to figure that part out.

Getting a profit for a player who didn’t add much more to his resume and didnt be there is a big bonus for Chelsea. Don’t care that he went to City. Soon enough, they’ll understand why a lot of Chelsea supporters are okay with this.

Spoken like someone who definitely smells their own farts

Almost put down money on “Haaland first score” and “Semenyo assist” 💔

Just yelled “holy shit!” at that Monterrey goal Wow

I gasp laughed. Not because it’s funny, but like…. Cmon bro lmao You have NO ONE in HR who glanced at this at went “ooooo hold up, real quick.” ?!

The dumbest thing about this Enes Kanter discourse: he was kicked out of the arena for standing on the court. That’s it. And it was the right decision. You can’t be on the court during a *live* game, lmao

Somewhat remember? Princess Dianna’s death and 9/11 Vividly: DC Sniper, because my mother made me pump gas outside in Silver Spring and DC as a child until he was caught lmao

They started building this church when I was in 8th grade at UDJ lmfao

The entire Kingdom Hearts series makes me wish I had a PlayStation, NGL

Look man…. If I ran a company, and one of my important workers showed up like this, I’d send him home. And if it happened again, I’d have to fire him…. THIS MAN IS IN CHARGE OF THE COUNTRY’S MILITARY AND HE LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO SELL A FIGHTER JET FOR HIS NEXT FIX

Pete Hegseth is not going to remember his soldiers need food.

*immediately attempts to secure a contract with São Paulo FC*

If this happens, it’s doing nothing to fix the MLS’ “retirement league” tagline.