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Haven’t posted in a while so here’s sunbathing picture

Going to Europe realizing America is actually so ghetto for being so expensive

Long live Mayhem

Either this joke just flew over everyone’s head or everyone’s just tasteless on Bluesky

Lorde’s new song

These hams stay out even after Easter ;)

Can I vanish into you?

What if instead of a wedding I just throw the whole thing out and order Chinese at home

We repainted and redecorated our bathrooms, please clap 🙂‍↕️

Painting the bathroom tonight!

I am craving (1) butt

I’m coming Mother Monster!

Man crush every day ♥️🥵

You like my hair, my ripped up jeans, you like the fat girl I got in meeee

Morning boys in my phone

It’s hot out today🥵

Friday pump 😈

Can’t wait to marry this man 😍

This album was made for monsters and monsters only. I always got it the first time around, and I always will. Paws up forever LG! 🖤

My handsome future hubby is a snack

Chewsday pump

Hey boys

A sleepy boy

Every day I find a new way to hate this orange turd

My international drivers passport photo is kinda giving top energy

Well it’s Super Bowl Sunday, which means it’s time to order pizza, take an ed*ble and watch literally anything else

Not to be dramatic or anything but “Abracadabra” has altered my brain chemistry and changed my life forever

OH MY GOD LADY GAGA

Happy Friday

Not to be dramatic or anything but I have literally never been more excited for anything in my life

☀️

As gay people, we get to say “Maam this is a Wendy” to quite literally anything and it’s perfectly acceptable

We’re back baby

Trump’s administration already started the process of taking LGBT protections away in the workplace btw

It’s raining, so time for a museum day and day drinking day in the hotel

Having a gay party at 8 pm is great because none of those bitches are getting there until 11pm

My last haircut of my 20s ✌🏻

FINALLY