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If Resident Evil were real life, I would need so much hand sanitizer

Soulframe? Shoulda called it Warfrom

Almost ate a LEGO baby Yoda because I thought it was an escaped burrito filling

May the Firth be with you

was wished a happy birthday and said “thanks, you too” AMA

They really heard “emotional damaaage” and based an entire game on that concept

Hell is Us kinda scratches that “Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego?” itch

Playing through Hell is Us and I just found the greatsword. Bonk.

Flipper Zero, but with a stiletto-style ‘92 Honda Civic key (gently filed down, of course)

honestly, Cape buffalo are pretty cute

Imagine owning one of the first Hitcoins. Brutus was really just out there making waves on the glockchain

Hey what's up. I'm the guy who makes apps specifically to come up in Spotlight when you're looking for something else. Bluetooth File Exchange is my finest work, but soon I'll release my masterpiece: System Preference Simulator

Monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter

My feed: If you see this, share a water Pokémon Me, failing the Turing test:

Just remembering the time at work when I made a formal feature request to Discourse, because it didn’t allow me to like my own posts…and THAT didn’t smell like justice

Debuff idea: weapons / spells that inflict Screen Shake on hit

Warhammer 40k: Speed Freeks is a criminally-underplayed game. It’s like an Ork-ified Twisted Metal with fun movement tech, and it says KRUMPED when you die. And it’s free!

Update: finally opened my mail. Might get a commemorative trophy made, idk

As always I would recommend Gita’s blog on the topic aftermath.site/website-musk...

Paying for YouTube premium doesn’t feel great, but it would feel a lot better if there was a setting to completely turn off Shorts

I want to do programming but I can’t do programming until I open up my mail. Send help.