Steph 🌈

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Another one for you and Henry to roast. 🤦‍♀️ www.bbc.com/news/article...

Sharon Osborne was ▶️an immigrant into the USA in the late 1970s ▶️an immigrant into Ireland in the mid 1990s ▶️an immigrant into the USA again from 2002 to 2005 ▶️and then again from 2010 to 2020 She has been an immigrant for approx 48 of her 73 years www.nme.com/news/tv/shar...

Cheeses of Nazareth.

Bluesky down yesterday, had a productive day, at 9pm sat down knackered for an hour of telly (2nd half of The Substance) and a glass of wine, internet is off. Rummage with the router, no joy. Neighbour's down too. I'll read in bed then, nothing downloaded. No mobile signal at home. Dark ages.

Is it mad Lizzie Lettuce?

It's not easy, they need to check voting records for a 10 year old referendum.

Nando's

Good news! The targeted ads for hearing aids have finally given up. Feast your eyes on the "nail mushrooms" treatment advert. Also, not needed. I must be so oooold.

Well ...

6Music playing Arcade Fire, I love Arcade Fire, but feel like I shouldn't with allegations hanging over Win Butler. It's tricky 🤔

Don't normally post these, today we have a pb 😊 www.maptap.gg April 10 99🎯 100🎯 95🏅 96🔥 99🎯 Final score: 974

Use The Force, you will know. Also, nobody is going to spend hours producing anything featuring this worthless piece of shit. ps, loved you in Life of Chuck

This hurts my maths brain. Cucumber for scale, not to scale.

Tell them it contains oil and they'll hoover up the lot.

@lbc.co.uk @lewisgoodall.com This bloke is an idiot

@mrjamesob.bsky.social , You can come back now, that's quite enough holiday. Thanks, The World.

So, is King Charles going to turn down the visit sometime this evening?

@gidcoe.bsky.social Really enjoyed your show for Guy yesterday, perfect Sunday afternoon tunes. While I dagged my sheep 😊👍

I think it looks slightly better (back half), is it just a larger capacity death-trap, a double-oven?

Twat level questions today www.maptap.gg March 29 98🎯 84😁 91👑 86🎓 45😨 Final score: 757

Heard a cuckoo, lads. Spring is sprung.

Where I struggle, is artists turning bad, leaving the art in limbo. Father Ted - Glinner is a cunt Arcade Fire - I love the music but feel bad enjoying it with all the allegations against Butler Lewis (UK detective show) - the talent-free one is now a right wing nut job Morrissey - racist POS

This is Breuer. He's here to let you know it's National Puppy Day. Doesn't know what that means but hopes it involves snacks. 12/10 (IG: chasenbreulabradors)

@simonmarksfsn.bsky.social Interesting article

Sunny day 😎

If he knew it would be a weapon, yet still behaved as he did, he's obviously a fuckwit

Sorry folks, maybe next year. #Trump

"Iran is our enemy because it is an Islamist theocracy that denies human rights to women and LGBTQ people, brutally beheads political dissidents, violently attacks its neighbours, and funds terrorism. That's why today I'm visiting our close friend and ally, Saudi Arabia."

@mrjamesob.bsky.social I watched 2073 last night, you get a mention but it didn't sound like you, was it your stunt double?

Drop something brown 🤎🐾

Why wouldn't the Taoiseach want to celebrate in Ireland? The US can't even get the name of the day correct.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social what number is he's cruel, got the big toys, and wants to join the big boy's club?

He should have reached the transverse colon by now, I reckon.

Kitchen Jams with Mrs Morris 💙 The tune is Man of the World by Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac #guitar #guitars #petergreen

Then the Nobel Peace Prize off Vinted and the Bored of Peace must surely be equally cursed and I can't see that being the case.

What is "influencer", is it the same as "twat"?

Y’all Qaeda

Post a picture taken by you (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.