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Forever and a day.

Sit on it while a suck the left one. Then the right one

@luxlovely1.bsky.social thank you for sharing

I’ve lost my phone on top on cabinets and refrigerators way too often

Being tall, I be losing shit in the stupidest places

Surfs up. Big Wave me

Were yall this horny on twitter? I was horny on twitter and I don’t remember none of yall

I did. Then she was talking shit about it the next day. Won’t happen again lol

Come on be my baby tonight

Deeper than rap

Stop subjecting yourself to the bullshit

In Poland. Poland. Poland? I don’t give a fuck what they doing in Poland

A Peace award from FIFA?? Cmon man

Lol look at him… please don’t let this man upset you. He’s going to die. They are going to erase everything he’s done. They gon use him while they can and see what they can make shake but there’s no way they respect him.

When’s the last time you fell asleep on the phone with someone over night? On purpose.

I know where she is but yea

My future wife somewhere drunk

I read this and said mmmm with a stink face like it’s 04 and I’m watching SMACK

Don’t let this man gaslight you. They want a reaction. Fuck him

What he did to Upgrade You deserves some kind of an award

Wayne's freestyle was better than nearly every actual song he took the beat from 😂 I'm biased but I'm right

Undercover Brother. We all saw Undercover Brother and never looked back

Reddit>>>>>>Google

He playing into the angry black man trope but it’s still funny

Jax in MK Annihilation is funny as shit

Do it for the love of the game

@sunteii.bsky.social rate it for me

Ask for a transfusion. I need parts

But I love you

@yoursecretmuse.bsky.social

I’m actually the realest nigga alive. No one should dislike me

I working on that…. It’s not easy

Can’t wait to take my momma to the U.S Open next year

I don’t have kids so I don’t know what these shows teaching kids nowadays but I know it ain’t fucking with what we had

Yall remember that episode of Rugrats where they was at the park and it was hot as shit and they had to get across the blacktop?

Slut is a good word.

A slut

I was being a whore on here

Lord knows I love what I do but the restaurant industry is waining on me

Sending back steaks cus you don’t know what temp you really like.

Yall don’t listen. You still washing your chicken off

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My schmeat be so hard sometimes it wakes me up out of REM

Always happens to me… never thought it was weird tho

Rafa…. The clay court 🐐

Tennis channel showing the Rafa/Novak match from 2022

I wish Rafael Nadal still played tennis.

All skin folk not kin folk