Sammy Obeid

Looks like the revolution will be televised

Metallica sure has a history of BS for a band that’s against BS

When someone brings up the Cornell 7 at a comedy show…

Let Iran “take out” LA and San Diego?? I mean, I haven’t been taken out in a while

I think we might be losing the war in Iran…

Come to my comedy show to debate and you will be the joke

FlyDubai or Don’t Buy it?

No I did not plant Larry David at my show to play the role of MAGA heckler 47

That time of year where 2 spices available year round make billions

The Sheeran War keeps escalating

His lucky numbers were 9 and 11

Athens, I’m here! See you tomorrow!

Did he build it or did someone else lay the foundation?

Didn’t even have to waterboard me

We got the best Bens. They got the worst.

Spain! I’m your prize for winning the World Cup. See you next week.

Not Indian but I am pun-jabby

Italy, see you this weekend!

Israel is training AI chatbots to be its friend, because that’s winning

Iran is telling us more about Charlie Kirk than our FBI

SoCal see you this weekend!

Chicago see you tomorrow!

Netanyahu is such a pussy he can’t even admit he’s dead

Oakland, see you tomorrow!

Here’s my hour of standup on the recent Epstein files drop. I did it to help keep me sane. Hopefully it does for you too youtu.be/nbi0xnHOApE?...

If someone tries to run you over, and you shoot them to prevent it, that’s self-defense If you kind of but not really almost get hit by a car because you stand near it, harassing a driver with no legal authority, and once out of harms way, you shoot… you’re just a murderer who made your own uniform

The United States and Israel are in a toxic relationship

Tonight! Free new hour for the people (except the parts I blacked out but you can just copy paste those into your browser)

And this photo will forever be known as: Mam-Donnie

Why so hard to believe Trump blew a horse? He wanted to do better in the Gallup polls.

Not the jobs report we were expecting

Epstein was Mo-sad. New investigative stand up special premiers in a few hours. Tune in! youtu.be/KWEadMlmP6k?...

Maybe America would realize there's a genocide happening in Gaza if we put the video evidence in a Coldplay kiss cam

The country that closed the Epstein case early and let Diddy off with a bad boy warning wants to teach Iran a little something about women’s rights

Deport them.

Here’s my stand up tour schedule through the end of 2025. Come see me now before I inevitably turn into a podcaster

Muslim values are incompatible with America, because America doesn't believe in values

War with Iran is NOT something to joke about. Khamenei days will this go on for?

Space-X is actually the keys they are frantically typing right now to remove every appearance of Trump’s name from the Epstein files

A lot of people don’t know that Jeffrey Epstein was clinically depressed. You could say he was Mo-ssad :(

No man is an island. Unless it’s Epstein’s island- lots of men will be remembered for being there

We don’t have all the facts about Epstein’s life and death. But we know for sure there’s people in our government who considered him a good hang.

The Trump-Elon feud is a nice distraction from what’s about to happen with the Freedom Flotilla heading to Gaza. But if one of these guys ends up exposing Epstein’s ties to Israel, they will also be a persona non Greta

Millions of dollars, thousands of hours, and herds of government employees couldn’t expose the Epstein case. All it takes is one socially awkward guy on ketamine…

Trump being in the Epstein files is not surprising. Trump reading the Epstein files is.

Toronto Montreal and Ottawa this weekend!

Done until then