Samson "Certified Professional Gamer" Hunk

This cassette tape says to play both sides but side A was dogshit so I think that's kinda bad advice

Used chatgpt to summarise your messages and it told me you're a cunt

I feel like there's an interesting area of study with the invention of the ragdoll in video games largely superseding pre prepared death animations in games but with big cinematic glory kills in sekiro and doom there's a bit more push back for bespoke animations in this area again

Did this with the emphasis on games that shaped who I am vs my current faves

Even reader shit this is crazy

Madolche Queen Tiaramisu with googly eyes

Realest shit in the world

Here's your Top 8 for last nights bracket, Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike! Congrats to the Top 3: 🥇 SamsonHunk 🥈Pistazien 🥉 Proxymoron

Really glad to grow up playing Halo, so I only need to get annoyed at a new game not hitting my nostalgia factor every 7 years or so.

[metroid] hungry gal lifehacks

I load another clip, 5 bogies down. I can hear the yells in the distance. I ready my weapon and steel my resolve as I see him. My modified Nerf Blastorz-15 chambered with steel tipped 2cm darts and gas barrel injection pops Jimmy (13) right in the eye. That Fortnite gift card will be mine.

Forest of Deceit is OUT NOW on Nintendo Switch! www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Games/...

Gonna start calling neutered cats "The Scheming Eunuchs"

Finally managed to capture john kung fu guy. Gonna lock him up in a 15 layered prison with 200 guards so that it would be so impossible to break free from it would be so sick if he did

Remember when you were cringe? Let's relive that event

Forest of Deceit is OUT NOW on Steam, PlayStation, and Xbox! (With Switch coming hopefully later this month!) Betray your friends in this hand-drawn Jackbox-esque social deduction game narrated by Sylvester McCoy! linktr.ee/forestofdeceit

Hey fuckers you better be purchasing my game right now and leaving a review. store.steampowered.com/app/2388580/...

Forest of Deceit, our Jackbox-esque social deduction game narrated by Sylvester McCoy, is releasing as part of Steam Social Deduction Fest on 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐘 𝟏𝟑𝐓𝐇! Also coming to consoles!! www.gamespress.com/Jackbox-esqu...

Hello there! We now have a public Discord server where you can find out more about Forest of Deceit (which is dropping VERY, VERY soon) and maybe even find fellow Traitors to play with. 😌 discord.gg/82NeB6nh9A

Thank you to everyone who jumped into the Forest of Deceit Next Fest demo! The feedback has been really good (91% positive! yippee!) and we're excited to announce our release date VERY soon. We're going to leave the demo up until Monday for any last minute players - get in while you can! 🙌

The muncher

Secretly hoping the guy whose name I forgot transitions so I can ask them for their name without seeming rude

I love fishkeeping because all the fish I have look stupid. You stare into their eyes yet no spark lies within

THE FOREST OF DECEIT NEXT FEST DEMO IS OUT NOW! JACKBOX-ESQUE SOCIAL DEDUCTION NARRATED BY SYLVESTER MCCOY! (We're only expecting a trickle of you until we start properly advertising later in the week, so our servers should hold steady, but let us know if you experience any issues!)

Everyone loves this game fr!! it's not even out yet either.

Final fantasy is being shoved into all my favourite games and I don't like it

If they turned me into a fighting game character, I'd be a guy who gets punched and cries until timeout

Sorry mate mind being my muse for a sec? Need an eternal bond where I derive all creative worth from my soul innit.

I don't get why people are complaining that there are not enough costumes and stuff being added to sf6. Am I the only one who DOESN'T want the absolute slop bloat that sfv had. We don't need shit like Abigail stage christmas edition.

I'm a sore loser and an even worse winner. Sometimes you just gotta shout "nyeh nyeh nyeh," sometimes they deserve it

Rest in peace gnarled Wacom bottle opener I've had on my keyring for like 7 years. You will be sorely missed

Averaging around 200 "a little treats" and 15,000 "one more pints" each week.

I don't think there is anything else that managed to have such a consistent musical motif for so long like lupin iii. It would be like John Williams scoring every single star wars movie, TV show and one off spinoff

Tasting history is either one of two genres: Beef stew made by the assyrians or how I made my home a biohazard making a fermented medieval peasent struggle meal from the 1400s

I need to make my own mtg cube

I should get a breadmaker

Years of my life culminating!!!!!!