Lord Sam

Monday

Death to Microsoft.

All news from America is this: Trump has decided to bring back slavery. Also, Mamdani has given everyone in New York a free unicorn.

At least half of Thucydides is long speeches. They're all great, but man!

Alright mate

Finally beat my first minesweeper game

Love this game

bro WHO IS THI(S

Deltarune NOW

Simon Perris in Budapest in 1915, the only black soldier in the Austro-Hungarian army

Napoleon paintings ranked by aura

Napoleon's marshalls ranked by hair-cut

Why does George III look decent in this one painting and like a large tomato in all others?

IF YOU MAKE AN ANALYSIS VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND YOUR ENTIRE 'ANALYSIS' IS A FUCKING PLOT SUMMARY THEN YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY BE BEHEADED

That other time Hannibal fought the Romans

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2x5

The piracy website is gone.

Used the Youtube clips feature for once. youtube.com/clip/UgkxPXY...

Women in suits = peak cinema. I don't make the rules.

Medieval History subdivisions rated by how interested I am in them

Youtube videos be like: "buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword" and expect you to click on them

"The perfect flag does not exist." Cyprus:

Literally my grandfather btw ☝️

Built a hotel.

I saw the Fnaf movie 2. The writing feels like something from a shit SFM animatic from 2015. I will not be watching the next ten to fifteen to however many movies they release henceforth.

I can't believe it's our 2348th Christmas without Alexander... 💔

Genuinely know a guy called Azrael. I feel so

I don't think he's winning...

Whoever keeps updating Youtube's GUI, I want their head on a stake

If I ever have a son, I'm gonna name bro Achilles so he knows who's the main character ☝️

Guns are uncivilised. Real men kill each other with swords or spears, maybe axes if the circumstances demand so

There are two types of books: the type you read casually, leaning back in your nice chair, cup of tea in had; and the type you read and re-read and analyse and re-analyse, leaning far forward, regardless of what your spine tells you, in complete silence and without tea. I love both types.

British Antarctic Territory why does your flag go so hard

Teacher: Alright, class, spell "cute" Achaemenid Persian Empire: C-U-T-E Kingdom of Macedonia: A-C-H-A-E-M-E-N-I-D-P-E-R-S-I-A-N-E-M-P-I-R-E Achaemenid Persian Empire: I swear to Ahura Mazda, these kingdoms be trippin 😅

Guests

Every single death is like a miniature tragedy of its own. If there's one thing the ancient Greeks knew, it's how to tell a strong story

The Illiad is great because, before it kills a man, it makes you think "This guy has a home, a family, an entire life, and he'll never get to see any of it again because he had the bad luck to run into Diomedes today" and you can't hate either man for it because it isn't their fault this happened

Can't say you're from the 'tusa (Hattusa) if you're not in this area ‼️

New villas along the Road

Copper dispute, 1750 BC, coloured:

I really wonder what the world could look like if the Bronze Age never collapsed

80% of the posts on my timeline look exactly like this:

When a Youtuber you like has begun using AI, so you gotta execute them on the spot

Do you know what's the best part of Bluesky? It's that I can find porn easily, even after activating the "do not show me porn" switch. I will see teats, extremities, entrances, et al.. As I was composing this tweet in my head, I saw a man enjoying the toes of a some lady. What filtration be here!