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Maybe our Banter Era isn’t over after all 🤣

Outside of the embarrassment of losing to a team perilously close to playing non-league football (which would not be great), I think this would represent a kick in the ass this team feels like it could use.

Ya know what, good for Fleetwood Town 🙏🏽

“We’re a single-penetration household”. The Invite is annihilating my anxiety.

I hate Baylor as an institution.

ROCK. MOTHERFUCKING. CHALK. 💙❤️💛

Levi Colwill should just retire after that.

If Kansas had a QB who could actually throw the ball, college football would be in trouble.

Chelsea should be immediately relegated for losing to Spurs at home.

Because it’s @scribblymoth.bsky.social’s bday week and she asked nicely 👔

All right, KCMO, Interstellar at the Symphony tonight, suit or sport coat/jeans?

#TeamNaturalCauses

It’s 2026 and Bournemouth are presently beating AC Milan 2-0. What a world.

Recovery tonight, gym tomorrow morning, therapy tomorrow afternoon, then beers with the pup immediately thereafter. If the next 24 hours don’t heal me, nothing will.

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I would like Arsenal to stop defending like dickheads.

Eeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! ❤️🤍

Over ten weeks until the winter transfer window. Arsenal better reclaim its prior set piece dominance, otherwise we are going to long for the days of the defensively dominant 1-0. That Saka injury suuuuuuuuuucks.

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Three of four health insurance companies refused to even negotiate coverage with Children’s Mercy for families without employer-based healthcare. Someone wanna prison break Luigi?

As a person who has also made the difficult decision to go no contact with a parent, I would almost certainly be more likely to vote for anyone willing to stand so fiercely on principle that they excise someone from their lives.

I have no clue what Novig is, or any desire to learn, but it has successfully made me absolutely indifferent to Sydney Sweeney’s figure, which is pretty impressive.

Unintentionally spending my evening surrounded by children. Literal Spooky Season.

NONI NONI NONI CANT YOU SEE, SOMETIMES YOUR MOVES JUST HYPNOTIZE ME ❤️🤍

Between City’s persistent cheating and Arsenal constantly facing well-structured low defensive blocks, I find myself having a bit of an issue getting intensely invested in this PL campaign.

Kansas Football and Arsenal Women actively competing to see who can be more shit today.

Everything is just so incredibly stupid. Three children and a teacher died yesterday, four more casualties of our refusal to do absolutely anything, and yet there are still people celebrating because “a good guy with a gun” stopped the shooter. WTF are we even doing here?

In many ways, The Hunger Games already exists. US politicians gleefully impose policies stripping women of their rights and forcing them to bring pregnancies to term, only to allow their children to starve as prices inflate and then be sacrificed at the altar of the 2A. Future cannon fodder.

I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT KEANU REEVES IS IN KANSAS CITY TONIGHT

Work is sending me to Wichita next Wednesday and I really hope they’ve sufficiently cleaned up all of the shit stains from Monday’s rally by the time I arrive.

It’s raining and chilly this morning, and yet society still expects me to extract myself from bed and go to work 😢

The newest Secretary of Labor went to law school at a place called Nova Southeastern University, which is somehow not also where Buzz Lightyear went to Space Ranger Academy.

It remains weird that Paula Abdul wanted to f**k that cat.

Lung cancer coming for Pope Leo after coming for my mother leads me to only one conclusion…FUCK CANCER.

Sheer class from Timber there ❤️🤍

A guy from one of my client agencies insists on calling me “Richard” when even my last name clearly states that I am, in fact, only Richard’s son.

Going Microwave/Free Throw, Alien Ant Farm, Street Fighter, Bright Eyes, back to back to back to back this week 👀

I cannot get my Raspberry Pi to work and this is bringing me ample anxiety.

I wish everyone involved in this administration would intentionally walk into a tiger enclosure.

I arrived at work under false pretenses this morning, as I was promised none of my superiors would be here, and yet…they all are.

For anyone looking for a true blast from the past, the Internet Archive has an almost full recording of the May 1992 Pearl Jam OG Day on the Hill show. 💙❤️💛 archive.org/details/pear...

I was going to spend therapy today talking about important things, but, now, I think I’m going to have to discuss the elation I felt reading this news and how it will hopefully translate when “other” things I’ve been hoping for finally happen.

Curiosity is the saving grace of humanity. As people lose the ability to think critically, curiosity dies. The “elites” are enamored with the idea of ruling over an increasingly less intelligent populace because it affords them carte blanche to let loose their self-indulgent idiocy.

I really have no desire to engage in leg day.

While I appreciate this man going hard in the Teams chat for this ethics training re: the Qatari jet, I would maybe advise he avoid actively creating a written record while on the clock…