Samwise (Commissions Open)

I think my sense of humor comes from a wide variety of sources, including, but not limited to.... -Homestar Runner -Mystery Science Theater 3000 -The Marx Brothers -Looney Tunes -Various Abridged Series -Various Youtube Poops -Classic Simpsons -Classic Spongebob -Mel Brooks -Gravity Falls

RIP Bioware. Another victim of the parasite that is EA. Fuck EA.

@littlekuriboh.bsky.social Which is worse. Big headed Yugi or tiny headed Kaiba?

Happy Fuck Columbus Day

San Diego native. I say this with zero exaggeration. FUCK that morbidly obese fascist man child.

Everyone in the US: "I can't believe I'm paying $4.50 for gas!" California:

Seeing Weird Al in concert was just as great the second time around. Godspeed, you magnificent man.

Headline: "McConnell returns to the Senate for the first time since his June hospitalization"

Kiriko ink done #artwork #ink #overwatch

New Avatar series in just under a month ... On Paramount Plus

Todaybor Day is Labor Day

Kiriko pencil sketch.

Someone tell the grim reaper to get his act together

Death keeps taking the wrong 80 year olds.

In memory of Hayden Panettiere, I'm reposting an old Kairi drawing from my freshman year of high school (2008-09)

RIP Hayden Panettiere. She was so young.

Boy, I sure can't wait for Kairi to do nothing in Kingdom Hearts IV

From a recent comp match in Overwatch. I could have told them not to stand on the train tracks, buuuuuut I thought it would be funnier to sit back and watch

D.Mon's mech looks like Magma Dragoon from Megaman X4 with Zero's sword

I didn't think it was possible for EA to get any worse.

Pumpkin spice is overrated

Love the character, Hate the actor: James Woods 🖕👎 Hades 👍🔥

Happy Freedom Day! Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy! Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy!

"How it's Done" [Final Fantasy 7 / K-Pop Demon Hunters] #Clipstudiopaint #Finalfantasy7 #Aerith #HUNTR/X #kpopdemonhunters #Artshare #Digitalart

I'm just gonna say it... I know it's just a trailer, but Link shouldn't have the Triforce of Courage yet. He doesn't get it until Ganondorf enters the Sacred Realm

DK! Donkey Kong is here!

Better stand back, mister! I'm about to slash... ALL MY PRICES!!

Friendly reminder: Fuck Adobe

#WIP - A funny idea I came up with. #kpopdemonhunters meets #finalfantasy7 I debated whether to do this with Tifa or #Aerith. I think this is funnier.

They really did Rosalina dirty, and I'm not okay with that :(

Kaiba: "Joke's on you! I'm into that! . . . I mean, what?" @littlekuriboh.bsky.social

Dear Iran, I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM!

Posting this again for #Mar10 Day!

"The new Pokemon game looks so bad" Well, nobody is making you play it. Sit down, and shut up. Let others enjoy it.

There isn't a thought in this little guy's head and I love him #Pokemon #Pombon

Oh no! It's Tuesday the 17th!

Since it's his birthday today, I thought I'd say a few words.... Fuck you, Ronald Reagan! Trickle Down Economics doesn't work!

Current state of America

Touring Daisy, Mario Kart World. #digitalart #artshare #nintendo #mariokart #princessdaisy #clipstudiopaint

Might be a little late for #portfolioday but I felt like showing off a few of my recent works. #digitalart #artshare #slycooper #mario #nintendo #finalfantasy #princessdaisy #squareenix #kingdomhearts #clipstudiopaint

"And I'm Yuffie!" - Do No Harm fanart #kingdomhearts #squareenix #yuffie #khfandub #snapcube #art #digitalart #lineart

If you start watching the extended cut of Return of the King at 8:24:18, Sauron explodes at the stroke of midnight.

Mariah Carey being sealed away for another year

"No mercy. Only PAIN!" - Castti Florenz Octopath Traveler 2, 2023 #digitalart #artshare #casttiflorenz #octopathtraveler #clipstudio #workinprogress #wip

"Nobody touches that turtle... but me!" Inspired by 2CPhoenix's Sly Cooper Retrospective series #slycooper #digitalart #digitaldrawing #clipstudio #suckerpunchstudios #artshare

You will be visited by three spirits

~You're an asshole, Mr. Grinch~

~If the person who you sing to Can't provide the Wassail, You are entitled to his debit card And PIN Number Love and joy come to you Unless you can't provide the wassail Then severe financial penalties shall come to you Then severe financial penalties to you~

Norton: "Your personal information is being sold online." Yeah. By like EVERY corporation as part of their fucking terms and conditions.

Draft dodgers don't get a say during Veterans Day.