Sasha, a monkey-boy

Remember the first of November on the fifth of November because stuff #November

I guess I’m just a sucker for any mumblecore detective noir

I maybe ain’t no economist but I just bought a $5 used DVD on eBay and PayPal asked if I wanted to split it into 4 payments and that ain’t not a bad sign I reckon

Wouldn’t say no to a cup. Your parents used to say that? Mine did. #cup

Happy X-Day to those who choose to stay behind #praiseBOB #Subgenius

My password at work changes today, I’m taking suggestions for a new password #password

At least last time they gave us over a year of wine and song to convince us we need a bullshit war. Not even any yellow cake this time.

Trickle down economics is the financial equivalent of dumpster diving

Hell hole. Hellhole. It’s a Hell Hole.

RFK says there is a direct correlation to fluoride and low intelligence so now you can choose between using fluoride and being dumb or losing all your teeth and looking dumb WE WON AMERICA #teeth

Raking in tariff money like a pro

Graham having a #Caturday #catsofbluesky

I’m Tarriffied of high prices

Fear is the Mind Killer Hope is the Enemy

You know if it’s 52 minutes slower you can just not tell me now I feel like I should find out

Would be a shame indeed

Very Legal and Very Cool

@kumail.bsky.social Hey I was doing laundry and found this classic rare relic “15 lockpicks in the trash for a shitty Orcish dagger” shirt by and you know what it stirred up some good memories

@somejerrystahl.bsky.social So I did read Happy Mutant again, still a fun romp, I like this bit about the detritus of more pill bottles than books. I’ll pass this book on and recommend again Madness is Better Than Defeat by Ned Beauman. I’m guessing you would like his whole catalog. Cheers!

Crazy how that shitheel is back in office and suddenly I’m getting like a zillion spam calls and text messages with suspicious files attached all day every day

With all the bird flu and egg prices and tariffs I was just wondering, is eating the dogs and eating the pets back on the table?

There’s no follow through in pinball.

When in doubt, 80 at 80 works every time

Nuke Tesla from orbit. Only way to be sure.

Snow and palm trees this morning in Indio

I’m reading the book Fever House and kind of loving it. Like if Jerry Stahl wrote horror vibes.

Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other.

The #Cake IS a #Lie

Wife got me an AirTag since I always misplace my wallet. It’s too big I don’t like how it fits in my wallet. So I took it out and put it where my wallet should be and now when I can’t find it I can check the location of where I meant to put it. Kind of a Dirk Gently/I Heart Huckabees method. #LOST

Ok I’m gonna start reading this #booktok #FutureFeeling

How it started, where we’re at this #Caturday with 2 bad cats

I dunno this cat here he just hangs out like this. He’s Graham

“It’s a real Day of the Locust out there tonight” -Nathanael West #booksky #reading

@intothecast.bsky.social It’s kind of like a ReFantazio

That’s some moon you got there