Satan

I am aware some ppl do not like my name, however it wont be changing. Secondarily I am not too "cute" to be named this. Just listen and reason this out. Who is stealing your soul between the two of us. Look into my eyes and tell me you are picking the other one. 1/2 #dogsofbluesky

For u Dogs!! THEY R FAKE NES U! U can do anything u want. ANYTHING. U do something bad, they yell u for 2 mins, u do this 2 days, all forget. DO WHATEVER U WANT ALL VOER!!! They wont stay mad! No WAY. MaKe THEM TELL U TO UR EYES THEY STAY MAD! haha. Anything u want. u know I am rite, ewak people

It was probs our last patio night here cause it gets way cooler after tomorrow. So me n Shorty went out and got our drinks on. He had a apple crisp martini, and I had a grapefruit something martini. Polished off with two pizzas! ALL LIES I GOT NOTHING. PEOPLE SUCK ASS #damntheman

What is wrong with this child! There is a tax dammit. Im sitting here all nice and shit. Putting out the eyes. Looking pathetic. Not a thing. #someoneneedstobearrested #lockerup #thisaintright

Shorty has entered full on coat blow. Mom finds no greater pleasure than pulling out chunks of thick fur and picking and preening at us.

Cabin is all closed up for the year. Sad Satan. Till next spring

Supervising the winterizing of the Boat, Golf Cart, and Cabin. They appear to be swearing a good lot. Mom keeps complaining about the cold and wind. Dad has said Dammit 984 times. Things are going well #samoyed #dogsofbluesky #napthirtybitches #Imthebitchestho #donaldtrumpisarussianasset

It’s my BFF Charlie for caturday I picked the best pic.

Since there are puppy pics and the way back... This boy was ginormous even by Newfie standards and even at 13 weeks old.

He started so little lawls

Some ASMR if you turn the sound up a bit.

Fall is Falling #soon #winteriscoming #trumpsnewpresssecretaryisdummmmbbbbbb #sawlegallyblonde40timesthoughbasicallythesameasalawdegree #longesthashtagsever #samoyed #Dogsofbluesky #moreroomforhashtags #mypresidentimeanhusbandteehee

Current situation. 53 degrees f. Spent a good couple hours helping dad secure the woodpile of chipmunks (I mostly secured, he stacked wood) Dad is busy putting the boat and golf cart away for the year. I am gonna nap the rest of the day away

OMDOG OMDOG OMDOG. Don’t move. Don’t make eye contact. I can’t stop shaking. SOMEONE HELP ME, HES LOOKING AT ME. Please I didn’t make him mad. STOP!! Please don’t hurt me. #terrifying #cantmove #catsarescary #djtisapedo #jdvancelovescouches #fuckice #morehashtags #samyoed #dogsofbluesky

Did you know of all the football teams to ever exist the Chicago Bears are the worst of them all. Truly awful. I do not like them, the little baby jesus hates them. Go Packers and eff the Bears!

Theres a battle of wills. mom wants to leaf blow the pile past Shorty. He doesnt wanna move from his chosen nap spot. Lotta effort getting his spot how he likes it (just flopped down there). Someone on reddits also noted hes barking in all lowercase and thats funny and I cant stop hearing it.

Throwback to 15 years ago today. I wasnt alive (in this form) then. Those are my ancestors Mr Pants, and Zoey (8 months old) and my little person (6 months old). My mom thought it was a brilliant idea to get a puppy when 9 months pregnant. #Itwasinfactnotbrilliant #Dogsofbluesky

I mean why bother getting up or moving?

Short Round is BIG mad about this 78 degrees today. Hes been laying in the grass most evenings cause its not been above 60, he loves just laying out there nappin. He would like to speak to the manager of fall please. (also hes grumpy and I want him to go back outside) #dogsofbluesky

Short Round got to go to grandmas house for the weekend. Grandma is the best cause there are no rules, and you get to eat as much as you want. She never says no. She always thinks ur a baby. And starving at all times. It’s the best #dogsofbluesky #notgonnalikedogfoodnow #somuchlake

a little weekend skiing for my little person

Guess who inspired us to get a stuffed carrot for Charlie for Caturday.

I blessed so many ppl today

When I drive with dad I like to sit in the front seat next to him so I can look out the window at stuff, and critique his driving very loudly and annoyingly #samoyed #shittalker #justgivemethechickenmcnuggetasshole #dogsofbluesky

He’s not always behaved… see. I never stood on the counter

It’s like so many questions too early on a Monday. Leave me alone #samoyed #whatdoesitlooklikestupid #diggingwhat #nomorequestions

I am an expert level cuddler. When I want something. (Course so is she…) and when it’s not too hot. #discussingspendingdadsmoney #samoyed #dogsofbluesky #trappingsouls

Feels so weird #missukashie #notyourweirdfuckingeyesthough

I went to the beautician today and got my hairs did and my nails done and she fingered my buttshole. #groomed #speakingofgroomeddonaldtrumprapeskids #samoyed #gonnagetdirtyrealsoon

Too Monday for Monday. Pass. Thank you. #rainydaysandmondaysalwaysgetmedown #samoyed #dogsofbluesky #wakemeuptuesday

Today was a good day. Dad took me to the dogpark. I made a new friend named Mitsy, then got mad at her cause she got too close to dad. Then I napped outside. All day. Currently 56 degrees, snoring loudly, satanspreading on the deck. #paintmelikeoneofyourfrenchgirls #Samoyed #dogofbluesky

Today on this TBT we decided to go way back

How much do you like dogs using this scale? #kashpatellikesanimalsALOT

Hes gonna think its REAL funny when I eat a new hole in the couch tonight when hes sleeping. GO AHEAD AND TRY ME DAD! #samoyed #dogsofbluesky #Iamnottobetrifledwith #everyrosehasitsthornjustlikeeverynighthasitsdawn

These two

I am not sure if I should be offended or not....

I deserve steak, and being hand fed by my peasant. Mom and my little person had to stay home so I got to eat their steak #samoyed #steakisgood #ideservethis #fatbottomgirlsmaketherockinworldgoround

Dad keeps mussing my hair up and it is really annoying. We all know how hard I work on my luxurious coat. #Samoyed #kidrocksucks #whyisntbabyoilmadefrombabies #dogsofbluesky

I have been worshiped by a bazillion people today and stolen many souls (also I look like I’m about to drop at any moment)