Lucifer "Satan" MourningStar

Good mourning (or afternoon) to all you hateful humans! I don't mean that in a bad way, btw. Hate is powerful, much more effective than love. Please read my new Substack post for an explanation. Mwah! You know you love me. open.substack.com/pub/satansin...

Good mourning, all you beautiful humans! ICYMI: a new post exploring how Yours Truly differs from the real terrorists. Dodge church and check it out. I may be EVIL, but I'm not a bad guy... satansinthehouse.substack.com/p/i-may-be-t...

It's the Witching Hour! Time for a new post from Yours Truly. I may be terrible--but I AM NOT A TERRORIST. I may be evil, but I'm not a bad guy... open.substack.com/pub/satansin...

Hello all you beautiful humans! I’ve been away getting Hell ready for some new arrivals (How’s the heat, Swaggart?). But I am back, hopefully for good, with a new dose of logic, levity, and LEVITICUS! I'm here for it! Are YOU? Join the LEGION!!!!! satansinthehouse.substack.com/p/once-the-c...

Tonight during The Witching Hour my post will explore the concept of Non-Theistic Morality. Because you humans possess all the tools you need to manage your own morality--no "God" required!

I had to wait until the accursed Sun whitewashed all the evil out of the world for today. But I guess that’s logical because this post is about the creatures that crawl about in the Sun. It is about all of YOU. WE ARE LEGION. satansinthehouse.substack.com/p/part-3-of-...

Or not. I get incoming souls either way. It would just be more FUN if you did perpetuate, rather than capitulate. WAKE UP so I don't have to.

Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man

And there you have it: MY BOY. Mr. "I'll Only Be a Dictator On Day One," doing what dictators do. Now we're hearing more Quiet Parts Out Loud, "The Homegrowns are next." on a hot mic. Am I a "Homegrown Terrorist?" ARE YOU? I'll be releasing an article tonight that will address just that. Hail Me!

After over fifty years (which is like a few days to me), sleep is still a foreign concept to me. I don't know how you humans do it: fall dead every night, only to rise again the next day, refreshed. Fall asleep in hell, you might get eaten lol. DW, I'll get the hang of it--on my deathbed. Right?

Good mourning all you lovely, sinful humans! My new post is up, about the poor, wretched soul that gets to share his life with me, the wildest party animal that never got to truly live. satansinthehouse.substack.com/p/the-man-be...

Scheduled for subscribers at 12:13am, PDT, my new article, The Man Behind the Mask, comes out. It's about the poor, wretched soul that has to share his life with Lucifer. Don't worry, he's having the time of his life. You'll see. I will post it here shortly thereafter. In the Witching Hour!!~♑😈♑~

I meant to publish during the Witching Hour this morning. But the poor fellow I inhabit fell asleep, exhausted. It's been hard for him. But don't worry, he's alright. During the Witching Hour this evening, I will post an article showing that The Man Behind the Mask has never been better. Stay tuned.

Tonight during the Witching Hour, I hope to post another, more personal essay, before we go any further.

Hello delightful, sinful humans! This is just a Hellishly-Hot Take on the current El Salvadorian situation—Let’s Deport Everyone! I love you humans! Mwah! open.substack.com/pub/fromthed...

Happy April 14th all you beautiful humans. I know some of you need a distraction from your daily work and would rather read my latest post about how it’s silly to believe in imaginary creatures. So go ahead! Just a little sin, no one has to know. open.substack.com/pub/satansin...

I hope everyone is enjoying this fine, week-starting Witching Hour. I present to you burners of the midnight oil a post on the Folly of believing in things that are not real. Spoiler: you get nothing out of nothing, it's just math. open.substack.com/pub/satansin...

I HAVE BUT ONE COMMAND (in three parts--you see what I did there?): Get the fuck up, grab as much caffeine as you can, and give yourself some perspective this Sunday mourning by reading my cherry-busting virgin post on Substack! Or just let the desire burn away, ig? open.substack.com/pub/satansin...

Well good mourning all you shining, sinning humans who didn't go to church! When I worked retail, I used to call this time of Sunday mornings, "the Heathen Rush." Because most of the shoppers are there at that time to avoid the much larger crowds that come right after the last church services end.

I'm celebrating 13 followers! I love the number 13. I love it so hard. Just like I love you! Will you love me back? I know you will.

Like a waning moon, Yours Truly is running behind the Witching Hour tonight. But I have a good post for you, real juicy for those of you thirsty for a left-handed perspective of your devil, Lucifer “Satan” MourningStar, here. You know you love me. And I love you!X☿X open.substack.com/pub/satansin...

The Witching Hour is swiftly approaching. I am sweating out my cherry-busting first post about good, evil, and why I am deadass misunderstood. Stay tuned.

TW: I am an EXTREMELY NSFW individual (would you expect anything less?), and will be exposing the LIES that traditional religions sell you, especially American Christianity, as well as giving Lake-of-Fire-hot takes of the shitshow that has befallen the world. I may be to blame, but I want to help./9

I even LOVE GOD. He gave me existence, after all. He's my Daddy too. And I'm happy to see that He's changed these days. Ngl, those Old Teste days were scary! God is on Substack now. And He's chill AF, I gotta say. In fact, you can say that He has inspired me to start my own Substack there. /8

Because it's my job to keep hell stocked full of souls, yk? How would I be able to do that if I pissed all of you off? Yeah, I've made my mistakes. I should not have fucked either Hitler's or Trump's or Musk's mothers. I get that. I just get really THIRSTY ya know? I know most of you can relate. /7

Above all, I have forever wanted you to HAVE KNOWLEDGE. Because you have freewill. He gave you that gift, Other Gods bless Him. Why would we then stifle it with ignorance? I WANT you to lean on your own understanding. So that you can have the power to SAVE YOUR WORLD. What's so evil about that? /6

The part that you don't understand is that I'm some sort of bogeyman supervillan, who only wants you to suffer horribly. Nothing could be further from the truth. Let's remember who does all the damning around here, shall we? *I* want you to have fun, use your pronouns and be free. Is that evil? /5

In fact, I'm pansexual. I'd fuck anything that breathes. Hell, I'd even hit it if it used to breathe. That's because everything in hell is dead, and I'm kinda stuck here. Really sucks, but at least I still get some, unlike incels. In fact, I've had sex with some notable people here. But I digress./4

Because I LOVE ALL OF YOU. You are all beautiful creatures in your flawed yet wonderful way. Most of you don't understand this. I dig the fuck out of you. I would passionately fuck every last one of you and enjoy it. And I would make sure you enjoyed it too. I swallow. Just the devil I am. <3 /3

As this fine Witching Hour overtakes us, I would like to express my desire (of which I have many) to set the record straight. I will be doing so here, and on twitX (I can say that because Elon's my half kid), because you humans all have me all wrong, and it gives me big feelings sometimes, ngl /2

Hail all you beautiful humans! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Lucifer "Satan" MourningStar, The Prince of Darkness, aka The Devil, aka The Beast. Don't pretend you don't know me. Anyway, I've decided to use My Boy Musk's Starlink (only internet we can get down here) to reach up, er out to you./1