Patricia Sauthoff 司徒雛菊

Because no one loves the editing process more than high schoolers.

Well the first person to describe measles was Abu Bakr al-Razi, and he knew more about the disease than RFK Jr despite living >1000 years ago 🤷🏻‍♂️ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Bak...

Me yelling into the ether: AI isn't one thing. It's chatbots and OCR and a dozen other things. Some are useful, some create brainrot. Be specific.

Halloween candy is expensive this year, so I’ll just be handing out cables that no longer match anything

If you see this, post a random picture from your device without explaining it.

We are eating our gourds this festive season.

Pro tip: take the train to/from Seattle/Vancouver. More fun, beautiful, no Sea-Tac!

The desert is underwater.

Don’t give chatbots your passwords.

3 Tenure-Tracks faculty openings at NC State University, seeking interdisciplinary expertise in: 1. Hinduism 2. Film/media studies of the Korean Peninsula 3. Science Communication #scicomm 1 & 2 are in my dept and 3 is part of my faculty cluster for Leadership in Public Science

I may have sort of yelled/projected loudly “I don’t use ChatGPT, I think it’s trash” in a meeting yesterday.

Someone asked me last night “how often do you get back to NYC?” I’m sorry, friend. NYC is great, but it’s not actually the center of the world. (I think it’s been like 7 or 8 years)

Despite unmarked graves and several tragic deaths, nobody seems to have any ghost stories about the zoo.

It would take more than three beers to get me on television with Piers Moron.

Bro looks dehydrated as fuck.

If I had stayed in Alberta I would probably be a citizen by now. These immigration measure are absolute trash and I’m sad I couldn’t vote against them.

Someone owes Albertans $130M for this theatrical waste of taxpayers money

Spent 45 minutes on the phone with my mom/chatting with an AI bot trying to get her cable bill paid. Nothing solved on the bill part but we laughed a ton.

Hong Kong is a funny place. I regularly see Lamborghinis, Maseratis, etc. but it’s this pristine blue 1990s Volvo station wagon that always grabs the attention of passersby.

Saw a very good bird today.

Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips

Pour one out for those of us who would have seen it Friday except it didn’t open here and has no release date announced.

You Can See Everything hasn’t opened in HK and I need it to do so asap.

Weekly massages.

That green part and dharma wheel are an affront to all he believes in.

I had fun in class today showing old newsreels. I asked the students where people would have seen news footage in the 1940s. Their answers were great: the radio! Wait, no… and TV?

I hate this British joke because it excludes the delicious innovations non-white British people have made to food. Tikka masala, balti, spaghetti bol. All British food.

Historical context for current events? Click.

I don’t remember why I picked up this book, it’s not my usual read, but I fucking loved it.

She might be a little drunk but she’s not wrong.

I recently had to run something I wrote through a plagiarism detection tool. It flagged things like “page 1.” I then spent 30+ minutes clicking buttons to ignore all the silly shit. What a waste of time.

Wow, the world’s oldest shipwreck found off coast of Turkey! “A time capsule at the bottom of the sea” 🌊 A trade ship heading for Troy or Minoan Crete sank with a cargo of storage jars. Residue tests will show what they contained c. 4,700 years ago! #Archaeology www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I just saw someone wearing it!!!