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october #promosky hi my name is ari 32 years young welcome to the trainwreck called my stupid brain i love Niall Horan, 1D, my cats, tattoos, DDV, paralives, cozy games chronically ill (unfortunately) enjoy your stay remember to stay hydrated and take your meds!

there’s 42 days left in the #HauntedEleganceStarPath. i have two duties left and there’s still two pages of the routine duties that have yet to unlock. i have 180 tokens but need 400 to get the bonus reward on the last rewards page #DDV #DisneyDreamlightValley

*vaguely gestures at everything* is so dumb.

idk if this makes me feel any better lol

i’ve never heard someone call “goosebumps” as “geese mountains” and idk why but it made me uncomfy lol i’ve heard “goose pimples” or “goosies” but GEESE MOUNTAINS? who even decided that we had to use the bird geese to begin with??

am i going to regret eating this poptart bc i don’t have milk to drink with it? probably 🤷🏽‍♀️

it was a poster from the pop star magazine lol but still

everybody say R I P to my Robert Pattinson poster. Jiji decided that he didn’t belong on my wall anymore 😞

“awh they just want a piggyback ride” “teehee she’s gonna give her raspberries on her tummy”

“as long as it’s not penis juice” - my mom said after her fiancé had said that a tupperware bowl had his PEANUT JUICE on it

me anytime i’m watching a UFC fight: awh! they just wanna hug! awh they just wanna tell each other secrets!

i just love it when the chaos gremlins that i call my fur babies are both sleeping peacefully

why gather all the dark wood needed for 3 “Helm Bookshelves” when you can gather enough for one, make it and then use the uncrafting station to get the resources back and then repeat the step two more times just to complete a starpath duty? lololol #DisneyDreamlightValley #DDV #SeafaringStarpath

“blue whales are so large that a human could swim through their veins” LITERALLY MINDBLOWING BC WHAT #RandomFactsApp

if anyone wants to see how stream went (i doubt it but 🤷‍♀️) here it is youtu.be/1I8V3XHwKio?...

maybe i should play the first one… lol

HOL ON. WE’RE GETTING AN UNTIL DAWN 2??????

come say hi and keep me company

www.twitch.tv/satelliteari

everytime i remember i have this video in my camera roll i nearly pee myself laughing

i love it when play-doh is super easy to mess with. like if there’s resistance to me trying to squeeze it in sad/upset. but if it’s nice and soft and it doesn’t feel like a hand workout to squeeze, i’m happy

hey so remember when this happened? yeah so Jiji was back at it again 😭😭 she didn’t rip a piece off like the last time but there’s a huge tear off to the right of the original tear 😭😭😭

i love the smell of play-doh

I FINALLY HAVE MEEKO (finally leveled up Pocahontas to lvl 10 lol) #DDV #DisneyDreamlightValley #MeekoTheRaccoon #Meeko #Pocahontas

yaaaaaalll i’m so tired 😭

YALLLLLLL i just watched the showcase for the new roadmap and expansion for #DisneyDreamlightValley and i’m so HECKIN EXCITED FOR IT! SO MANY CHARACTERS ARE BEING ADDED. IM GONNA THROW UP FROM EXCITEMENT

IT WAS RIGHT AFTER “Dinner Party” BY NIALL HORAN

THEYRE PLAYING “All The Skies” BY LOUIS TOMLINSON IN THE MALL RN

not sure why it took me eons to figure out how to put my VODs onto youtube but lol i did it

www.twitch.tv/satelliteari

my FBI Agent’s name is Jerald. i’m sure he’s tired of my shenanigans /jk

“Giraffes and humans have the same amount of neck bones” i find that hard to believe but lol ok #RandomFacts

AHHHHHH! IVE BEEN STABBED! TWICE!! (got flu shot and covid shot)

“hearing a single negative comment can damage at least five positive memories” probably why i can’t/don’t write stories anymore ☹️ #RandomFacts

it takes five positive things to outweigh a single negative thing. our brains have something called a “negativity bias” that makes us remember bad news more than the good ones #RandomFact

THIRTEEN

how silly of me to forget that skircle is a thing YALL KNOW THE DRILL IF YOU SEE YOURSELF, I LOVE YOU IF YOU DONT, I STILL LOVE YOU

type "my characters" on pinterest interesting

*Opens Internet.* *Reads the news.* *Smashes phone.*