Samuel I am

[please read in voice of Tom Papa] "Have you ever been so cheap (underpaid) that you that you had to DJ your own wedding reception and therefore you got to introduce your own wedding party as you all entered the hall? I have."

@captmarkkelly.bsky.social Can you make a quick video for ice agents to remind them that they do not in fact have “absolute immunity”?

#thankyouJDVance for reminding me that no matter how bad I feel about saying something dumb, there is always someone who says something dumber. #thankyou!

The asshole has expressed that he does not get enough thank yous. Let’s help! #thankyoujdvance

Current mood:

#dog

@neatkim.bsky.social hey cutie

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

Dog. hey look at my dog. My dog is a good dog. #Dog!

Good morning here is Vincent the #Dog

Me too, put-away Halloween decoration… me too

The kids when I ask them which one of them did it:

Latest pic of my #Dog Vincent van Dogh

My #CatPicture of Daniel Furaday today

Here is my #cat Daniel Furaday

Here is my brother’s dog Vienna

Here is my father in law’s dog Copper

Here is my guard dog Vincent

Finally replacing my K2 roller blade wheels after 20+ years.

Annyong!