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You know who that new FIFA law about covering your mouth doesn't affect? Ventriloquists.

Sigh... Bluesky. Please. I NEVER engage with the posts of half naked men at the gym. Never. So...why the fuck am I getting them in my feed?

Every time we point out tRump not doing something MAGA thinks, "He didn't say when..." "Gas will be cheaper..."

A tRump superstore in Tennessee is shutting down due to dwindling sales. MAGA isn't happy with their cult leader. Why? The economy. Democrats, get your shit together!

A job posting should read, "Wanted: someone to report when the president speaks the truth. Deliver your application and resume to the nearest mental institution."

Every Kind of People -Robert Palmer

If I were King, religion would have to prove zero harm to any human. So, effectively, it would go away.

I see some people turn off their comment section when they post AI slop. Chicken shits.

So the White House is using a deformed trash panda as prop for MAGA? Not the flex they think it is, huh? "Hey MAGA, that's what we think of you!" " Yuk, yuk, you betcha! Wait..."

Apparently Orthodox Jews are butt-hurt about the proposed time change. They say they'll have to pray later in the morning and be late for work. They just need to reinterpret their old bullshit to fit the new bullshit. Isn't that what religion does best? Make religion fit the boys needs?

When will AI tell people to put their toothbrushes in their anus to clean them?

I cry almost every time I listen to Emma Sehested Hoeg. Especially "My Mind".

I wish there was a button I could push to stop the never ending Taylor Swift posts. I don't have anything against her, I'm just not into her.

Why is it that when I open SiriusXM and click on the search button the first option I get is FUCKING FOX NEWS!!??? I'm cancelling that POS.

If Shitler said the sky is green and you told him to look up, he'd still say it's green. That's what narcissism and dementia does to the brain. He's forever strangled by those and will never recover. And death from dementia takes a very long time. Especially for someone being pumped full of drugs.

Trump as a doctor. Ha. The only time he heals is when he heels as Putin's dog.

Wanna see Republikkkans lose their shit? Get China to take over Tesla.

What happens to everything we're bitching about if the Republicans win the midterms? Nothing. Absolutely NOTHING will happen to the Epstein files, 25 Amendment, Project 2025, the economy... Focus like a laser on the midterms, win a majority and then let the bitching commence.

Is it me? When I open Search in the Sirius app the first two suggestions are Fox News and CNN. Is Sirius fascist as well?

A cool feature on BlueSky would be a filter that stopped AI slop from getting in your feed.

Mega church pastor Robert Morris is out of an Oklahoma jail after just six months inside. He inflicted a lifetime of pain on kids and he got six months. Seems fair.

The US Treasury just declared the US is insolvent as reported by Fortune. Don't worry though, because at least the libs were owned by tRump.

Trump is going to produce evidence of aliens on earth. It will be shitty AI of course.

I wonder if in 1939 Germany there were people chatting with neighbors like, "Yeah, but did you see the football game yesterday?" The severe lack of understanding around me is stupifying.

Here's an Onion headline suggestion; Trump is "Bonkers!", ""Crazy!" "Off His Rocker!" says author promoting his new book. God bless capitalism.

Hey BlueSky, please send me more pics of white guys on airplanes. WTF kind of algorithm is this?

It ended for Hitler and it will end for Shitler.

Any company whose owner is a billionaire should, by law, be unionized. And employees immediately be given a 30% raise. To start with. Then negotiations begin on healthcare and time off. And the unions would have clear oversight. No organized crime assholes. Boom motherfuckers.

Stop saying "he/they should..." Start asking "...and why don't they have to obey the law?"

Until I hear otherwise I believe the Democrats plan to win the midterm elections is "They can't do that! It's illegal!" For the layman that translates to "We're screwed."

If we don't secure the midterm elections, in 20 years we'll still be seeing people say "Release the Epstein files?" Focus people. One step at a time.

"They broke the law and need to be held accountable!" Is just like me thinking... "I have to take a shit!" Then being upset to find shit in my pants. Usually I think... "I have to shit. Where's the bathroom? And is there toilet paper in there too?" See the difference...

I wish someone made an app to mute that asshole Tom Brady.

I'm getting tired of hearing "Health concerns are growing." Like tossing a cup of water in a lake and saying, "The lake is filling up!" So much click bait...

Carolyn Leavitt's parents should be part of a psychological study to find out how the fuck people can be so shitty at raising a child.

Hey Bluesky. Please send me more pics of shirtless white guys and white people on airplanes. Sincerely, Not a single fucking one of us

People need to start buying the domain names of government facilities with the word "Trump" in them just to piss off dear leader.

Ha ha ha!! Part of me would like to hear what tRump's sychopants are telling him the reason for the jump in Kennedy Center cancelations. The bigger part of me knows I would be sick to my stomach to hear them.

I love the headline... Elon Musk says that in 10 to 20 years, work will be optional and money will be irrelevant. So that means we have 30-40 years. Minimum.

Stop it!! Stop getting so damn excited about the Epstein files being released. Not a fucking this of any value will be released. Not one damn thing. Get excited in 2-4 years when the Democrats take over. Until then, get excited about voting! (Hopefully that happens...)

I'd like to see a button on this app that reads posts aloud before they are sent. Maybe spelling and grammar would improve.

Want to stop the ICE kidnappings? Get on their hotline and send them to wealthy neighborhoods. How long do you think Bezos and Gates will put up with a shitty lawn?

Hey Bluesky. I DON'T WANT TO SEE PICS OR VIDEO OF FAT, HAIRY WHITE MEN!!!!!

The government shutdown is permanent. The Republikkkans are also on track with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. The US will soon be known as The Dividend States of Profit.

Just saw an article that shows some CEO's believe AI will reduce the work week to three days a week. What they don't say is you will only be paid for three days of work. Let's see how long people will tolerate a 20% pay cut. And who do those CEO's think will buy their products?

I think every person of color needs to wear a shirt with their birth certificate printed on it so any bit of them makes it very clear for a lawsuit.

Every interview with Pee Wee German needs to be done by a 6' 4" woman looking down on his tiny boyhood.

Press these idiots on the rapture happening the 23 of 24 (Jesus wasn't sure? He have a potential date with a hottie the 23rd?). If they become defiant that it will happen, tell them to sign the deed to their house or pink slip for their car to you. 100% of them will say no and give some BS reason.

First amendment "You're a fascist!" Second amendment "Now I'm going to shoot you." Fascist president "Good job. I nominate you for Secretary of Gun Use."

Every judge in America sounds like the teacher in any Peanuts cartoon. Apparently their rulings have as much teeth as a Kentucky hillbilly woman in her 60's, aka a great-great-great grandma.