Scobeard

Scobeard

@scobeard.bsky.social

Virginian. Hokie. Large idiot.

482 followers1.2K following1.4K posts

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

Not gonna lie that 4th and 1 call was the preferred and right call but took some GUTS to go all in like that on the road at Clemson. But like dude we couldn’t run the ball all night and Clemson over-indexed on defending the run and left our extremely dangerous tight end to his own devices like huh?

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

Let’s be real. There’s a 50/50 chance they guess/understand we’re gonna throw and the formation is a bluff and defend accordingly and that game ends very differently for us. Just a fantastic roll of the dice and a lot of luck that they bit on that bait.

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

God please someone punch this man in the face before he dies just one punch I am begging you.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😳 WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

A Pod Racer might not seem like much of an allegory for election interference, but much like his real-life inspiration, Kestar Bool stoops to unprecedented lows rigging the system in order to reject inevitable defeat. In this essay, I will —

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

I kid but straight up the campaign storyline is about a piece of shit rich failson rigging a racing league so that he never loses and he does so through bribes and blackmail and there’s even a character modeled after Kash Patel (Biddy Blas) so SCRIB THAT DOON.

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

The Amy Acton ad is so WILD to me. The evil hubris and stupidity of it all. What kind of strategic mind runs that ad at a time when sexual assault and cutting off parents are among the largest and most sensitive cultural conversations in the county and you nailed being on the wrong side of BOTH.

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

I was a top ten swim recruit in the country and no one at my high school even knew that and this movie made me so mad.

Joe McAdam@joemcadam.bsky.social

horror movies are a reflection of our times, like how swimfan captured and defined the early 2000s public paranoia about swimfans

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social
Alex Hern@hern.bsky.social

do think there's a danger of looking at extremely cool shit like a car driving upside down then doing a kickflip before landing, and convincing yourself it's actually lame because the guy funding it is a white supremacist

Scobeard reposted

Don Moynihan
@donmoyn.bsky.social

The targeting of one data center is proving a really useful natural experiment showing which sites and ideologies are an echo chamber of Russian propaganda

Nicholas Grossman@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social

Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

Made the mistake of growing my mustache too long/past my lips and someone told me i was pulling it off tonight and now im not gonna stop till my whiskers become one with my chin.

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

HEY JAMES. HEY JAMES. HEY JAMES. HI JAMES. HOW ARE YA. Doing that shit after an ODU win like he’s already big dawg in Appalachia. Humble up big dawg you’ve got GT, Clemson, and SMU to lose to the next three weeks.

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

Glad we basically did a coup on our board of visitors and athletic director to spend 200MM on the best available coach in the nation to not score after the first half and lose to incredible competitors like Cal, a historic powerhouse in the 4th best P4 conference.

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

Luv 2 spend NIL money on defensive backs who tackle without their arms and have never clocked a ball in their life a year after Cignetti won a natty with JMU players.

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

I’m a but peeved about that roughing the passer call but this team sure knows how to be ass when we need them not to be ass.

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

It’s Paul Scheer!

Scobeard@scobeard.bsky.social

Last week or so a Jeopardy winner reminded my wife of a comedic celebrity but she couldn’t think of who. After an hour of describing him and missed guesses she finally drew a picture of him. Who do you think this is?

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

Last week or so a Jeopardy winner reminded my wife of a comedic celebrity but she couldn’t think of who. After an hour of describing him and missed guesses she finally drew a picture of him. Who do you think this is?

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

I’m not sure that the administration helmed by a president with approval ratings nearing the twenties wants to open the “public executions” door.

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social

WASHINGTON (AP) - Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

It’s just dumb business these days to say the least meaningful cop out things but fwiw the show he produces and writes on (Chad Powers) pokes a lot of fun at douchey maga types and has a pretty good running gag on antivaxx sentiments.

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

I think we know what this means

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

I often think a lot of celebrities THINK they have to play the center or coy because a large chunk of their audience/fans can’t use context clues or understand art well enough to understand said celebrities politics because people are really great at assuming everyone they like is on their side.

Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social

They showed this on network TV once when I was 8 and I didn’t sleep right for a week after witnessing the needle scene.

Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃🐎@sleepingvillage.bsky.social

In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?