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God took a dump and named it Trump.

The view out the back of the house this morning.

Trump asserted that the Kennedy Center, named for the late Democratic president and opened in 1971, was “rusted, rotted, and rat and bug infested." I'm pretty sure Trump was thinking about his hotel in Miami at Doral.

Hero Coward

Thank you for your attention to this matter. DONAKD J TRUMPH. FELON AND SEXUAL PREDATOR.

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Trump says he thinks Israel and Iran may make a deal. Will that count as one of his 90 deals in 90 days?

Howard Lutnik has announced that we will have other deals in other days.

Donald Trump should be listed on the National Sex Offender Public Website.

Over 25% of people in the U.S. say Chinese Americans are a threat. Over 74% of people in the U.S. say Chinese Americans are not a threat, but people who think they are a threat - are a threat.

Current makeup of the House of Representatives: - 213 Democrats - 220 Sniveling Cowards - 2 vacancies Current makeup of the Senate: - 45 Democrats - 53 Sniveling Cowards - 2 Independents

It looks like 75 countries told Trump they were not going to kiss his ass. I looks like they told him to shove his tariffs up his ass.

John Heilemann on Deadline: White House - Trump is a mollusk. 😂😂😂

It turns out Trump does have bone spurs. They're in his brain.

Donald, Donald, he's our man. If he can't destroy our economy and American democracy, No one can.

It feels like Trump cloned Homer Simpson to serve in every role in his administration.

Happy Liberation Day. Today is the day Donald Trump starts to liberate your money from you.

Is there one, single Republican in congress with enough balls to tell the truth?

Breaking news: Trump wants a 'Golden Dome' capable of defending the entire US, but if he cannot get one he will settle for a 'Golden Shower' wherever he goes.

Donald Trump alone can fuck it up.

Donald Trump is Vladimir Putin’s bitch. Putin owns Trump, and the whole world is laughing at what a weak, pathetic, incompetent person our president is.

On February 11, Trump told Hamas "all hell is going to break out" if the hostages were not released by February 15. On March 6, he issued his "last warning" telling Hamas to release all hostages by March 8, "or it is OVER for you." President Shit for Brains threats are like farts on a windy day.

Breaking news: Donald Trump announces he plans on annexing Miss Russia 2024, Valentina Alekseeva, as his fourth wife.

President Shit for Brains is doubling the tariffs on Canadian steel and aluminum to 50% in retaliation for Ontario's 25% tariff on electricity it supplies to New York, Michigan, and Minnesota. What will he do when Ontario shuts off the power? I don't think he has the cards this time.

Anyone tired of winning yet?

Herr Trump would like to take America back to the 1950s. How many Americans at that time would have voted to elect a convicted felon as president?

Breaking news: Trump says tariffs on Mexico will be in effect on even numbered days and tariffs on Canada will be in effect on odd numbered days.

Breaking news: Trump to rename the Atlantic Ocean to the Eastern American Ocean and the Pacific Ocean to the Western American Ocean.

To all the veterans working in government jobs: thank you for your service; you're fired.

Can you identify Emil Bove?

Shame on these cowards. This is so much like the McCarthy era when nobody had the courage to stand up to a petty bully.

Breaking news: Elon Musk says when you're as rich as he is you can do anything you want. You can even grab the pussy in the Oval Office.

Breaking news: Trump administration wants to un-fire nuclear safety workers but can’t figure out how to reach them. The Trump administration also says it can't figure out where our nuclear warheads are.

Breaking news: The White House has been renamed the Pig Sty. When asked to comment President Musk said “oink” and President Trump said something unintelligible.

Breaking news: Fat Donald Trump wants to Make America Healthy Again.

Breaking news: Trump issues executive order to rename America to Trumpland.

Donald Trump has just announced he is taking over Kool Aid and forcing everyone to drink it.

Trump tonight signed executive orders proclaiming that the U.S. government will recognize only two sexes, oral and anal.