Scare Ctholhin’

HR Director: It says in your cover letter you are a “huge POS guy,” which point of sale interfaces do you have the most experience with? Me: …point of sale?

When you get older time goes by faster. I think it’s unlikely that this is because a given unit of time represents a smaller fraction of your total experience. I think it’s something else.

What's the funniest dictator + chain restaurant combo

If they can get this Theranos reboot off the ground I think they should call it Thera2s, pronounced “thanatos.”

Any casual George Saunders fan would jump at the chance!!

Steva Urklaini !

Folks, that’s another Monday night .

IG is serving me tons of Devils and Fielder content. I have not seen any Digger content. Not sure why.

I saw You Can See Everything, Digger, and The Devils this weekend. One image per film (no spoilers).

Last tweet about Nathan’s movie. While I was impressed with Nathan’s ability to move in close, I never felt ***ANY*** kissing energy at all. You people are sick.

I’d probably do better in life if I wasn’t, you know, an idiot.

Fuck around* and find out! *use the scientific method

Star’s Truck

Don’t get me wrong, I *totally* disagree with Morgoth the Unrelenting’s policies. Totally repugnant to me. But you gotta hand it to the guy, he really understands his base.

I don’t even like fish that much. But it offends me when these influencers mix sardines with a bunch eggs and other shit like it’s ham salad or sommat. Just eat the sardines you fucking dweebs, they’re good on their own!

NYC voters: Any opinion on these ballot proposals?

Giving it to a fish

Funk Soul Brother has an enormous backlog of shit to check out.

Going to see Nathan’s movie Sunday am. I found a theater that is not sold out.

I’m hearing that if I can get a 1500 on my SAT I can basically write my own ticket.

Elon lent a billion dollars to Skydance but Larry Ellison lent him a billion dollars to buy twitter. I hope to god Ed Zitron does not hear about this.

Give me four versions of you

Just walked past a cop talking into his phone. “Claude AI? Yeah, I pay for a subscription for to Claude AI and I use it to…” And now I really wish I had slowed down enough to hear the end of that sentence.

When those street toughs pulled a knife on Paul Hogan I thought “Oh no, this is it. No way this Aussie gets out of this one.”

Did a riff on Samin Nosrat’s buttermilk roast chicken and ho-leee shit.

I’m mentally working up to Greek cabbage leaves with avgolemono sauce. Maybe this weekend.

Let’s face it, I excel at roast chicken and suck at fried chicken. But sometimes you gotta mix it up.

Wait until the end.

iTunes plays two Iowa Beef Experience songs in 15 minutes. The universe is trying to tell me something?

This Mandy Patankin fellow can sing the heck out of a song. He should consider doing it professionally.

Jeremy spoke in class today. What did he say? “Hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot.”

Oh my god there’s a pea somewhere in this mess of featherbeds. How can I sleep?

Made my boy watch A Serious Man, the greatest movie ever made. Might have laughed too much, but I think he basically got it. He’s smarter than me, so…

Since people have decided that Wagyū is now called “Way-Gu beef,” it seems like a great marketing opportunity for someone to sell low quality, unregulated beef at elevated prices. You might even venture into “It’s Way Good!” in the ad campaign, just throwing that out there. #和牛

The difference between me and other photographers is that I like things that are beautiful and to present them in a way that is beautiful, and they don’t.

The band Incendiary Device.

This morning I had the most beautiful “I took off my shoes in this public place and now I can’t find them so I can’t leave” dream (common recurring for me) and when I busted out of it to wakefulness I was so happy, I just wanted to be with it for a bit. (very rare for me)

Sometimes it seems like the punk thing would be to use old film for a real gritty look. Not necessarily true.

Here’s my review for every film that has a 3200 in it: Don’t waste your time.

Whenever I say “…and I never looked back!” I always leave out the part that that kind of thoughtful introspection is impossible for me to do.

Everyone’s making sport of the new fake flying Tesla. But maybe there’s some good reason to have cars doing flips in the air at intersections and stuff.

It seems like it used to be an interesting post-modern idea to reveal the inner structure of an artwork, as you write it. But I’ve noticed in some mature writers’ work (in particular) that sometimes you start to see the scaffolding under the structures, and it just sucks.

Franzen