Scott B. Silverman

This is what putting South Carolina first looks like. I’m honored to have the support of two former governors — Republican David Beasley and Democrat Jim Hodges. We may not agree on everything, but we share a belief that matters most: S.C. deserves leaders who will always put its people first.

Well, at least we all now know: 1 Zacharia = .45 Scaramuccis

Hats off to the Talarico Campaign for saying what needs to be said and saying it well. LFG! www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-2A...

Billionaires gather to congratulate themselves on AI lawlessness in opening scene of world's most predictable disaster movie ever.

I played "Clue" with this blowhard Senator Schmitt. He guessed it was Mrs. Butterworth with a vat of quicksand in the gazebo.

33% of Americans still approve of a guy who has never been of service to anyone other than himself, his family, and his billionaire class. 33% of Americans have an IQ under 95. Now, I'm not saying it's an exact Venn overlap. But I'm not not saying it, either.

Okay, all ye faithful... Raise your hands if you don't know what worshipping false gods means... Keep your hands up if you still don't get the story of the golden calf when an idol was favored over the commandments... Hands up? You're in a cult. Thank you for your attention to this madness.

Sorry, sir. It just looks like debasing our values, repeatedly lying to and stealing from the American people just don't draw the big crowds they used to.

imagine spending millions of dollars throwing a circus for a trash agenda lol. meanwhile, Dems are focused on lowering costs and protecting basic human rights.

Now, Smug Jennings, please be honest for once. When you said you spoke to Mitch, are you sure you were on a phone?

"I told you all I could still sign my name. What a bunch of doody-heads."

Look at what's become of today's GOP. I'm just glad Mitch McConnell isn't alive to see this.

Oh yeah, mister? Well, by Executive Order of the American People, everybody's gonna start calling you Rapey Von Lyzensteals. (Your legacy was enshrined long ago and no amount of gilded monuments will obscure it.)

Sequel to "Love, Actually" anyone? NATALIE V/O: Dear Sir, Dear David... I'm very sorry about the thing that happened. It was a very odd moment and I feel like a prize idiot. Particularly because - if you can't say it at Christmas, when can you, eh? - I'm actually yours. With love, your Natalie.

When it comes to vaccine paranoia, the Overton window has not only shifted, it just got nominated to run the FDA.

Definitely the nation's most pressing issue. I mean, when my helipad was uneven, the landings were ghastly. I'd often spill my caviar right onto my pet cheetah.

Clearly did not attend the Ted Cruz School of Constituent Services & Competent Care.

Top secret docs for Putin, the holder of his Epstein videos. Oh, and poop.

Trump steals billions from Americans in history's biggest shell game.

REMEMBER: They all knew.

TRUMP: So when you have to pay a little more, it's FOUR DOLLARS. It's okay. AMERICA: If we had just increased our net worths by THREE BILLION DOLLARS in the past year like you, we wouldn't give a shit about this affordability crisis you created either. But we aren't thievin' madmen, so it matters.

If all income in excess of $400,000 were subject to the Social Security payroll tax, Social Security’s solvency would be guaranteed forever. We could also expand Social Security benefits. There’s no reason even to consider reducing Social Security benefits or raising the age of eligibility.

So Carolyin' Leavitt is leaving. But who will he choose to replace her? Does anyone even exist with that same stellar commitment to truth and transparency? (Just a hunch.)

Here, ICE. Since you've got blood on your hands, here's 380-volt stun-gloves.

What do we say when the man you sold your soul for so obviously doesn’t care whether you live or die? Rubio, Bessent, Miller, Cheung, Needham, Scharf: You got Penced, you worthless decoys! (Now please eat shit.)

"The Magic Number" ("Three, that's the magic number") by De La Soul... and "Three is the Magic Number" by Bob Dorough as featured on "Schoolhouse Rock." www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxkO...

As a matter of national security, I need to know: who the fuck let him out?

Washington Post was close. Democracy dies at 4:31 on a Saturday morning.

The Bill Cassidy version of the Hippocratic Oath: First, do lots and lots of harm by confirming RFK, Jr. Second, do even more massive harm to the country by confirming Consigliere Blanche, currently being investigated for fraud.

Spineless GOP congress just announced it's new tagline: "Thank you, sir, may I have another?"

Getting angry will get us nowhere. Just arrest an Olympian.

Cornyn & Tillis walk into a bar. Then leave.

Oh, he's going to rescind the slush fund now, is he? So if somebody un-crimes, then it's a-okay to make them the Head of the Justice Department? What the fuck is wrong with this Republican Congress?

Trump has been so devastating to our environment even the seashells and the grass want him gone.

Cornyn & Tillis: Well, you wanted something in writing. Here it is. This administration lies. It's what they do. So instead of a confirmation, you paragons of virtue, let's go for an impeachment of the Acting AG.

AMERICA: We smell a rat. SECRET SERVICE AGENT: Can confirm.

Let the history books show: a vote will come before Republican senators on Thursday to confirm a guy they *knew* had created a fraudulent and oversized settlement... and they'll choose that lawbreaker to head up our justice department. Corruption + GOP Cowardice. These people are so fucking gross.

This Jay Clayton. He's one sleeve short of a blazer.

Trump phonecall to FIFA: "What I want to do is this. I just want to find, uh, four goals, which is three more than we have, because we won the game."