Scott Collette

Sometimes I'm on a website and think "oh, I should check BlueSky," so I type it in and press enter and then realize as the page reloads that I was already on it.

Incumbent has a B in it. Most people don't know that.

How are we in the year 2026 and not able to light televised debates as well as they did in 1980?

Should've done a Clearasil tie-in. Coyote vs. Acne.

Finally watched Ang Lee’s “Sense and Sensibility” after 31 years of dodging it for no good reason and it turns out that it’s a total fucking banger.

Cast your ballots like the Molotov cocktails that they are.

Grabbed food at the neighborhood gyoza spot tonight and the waiter couldn’t stop raving about DIGGER. We’re gonna be having these discussions for years.

The Sixth Sense & Sensibility

Four days of box office reporting on DIGGER, with everybody reaching a different answer to the same equation. “Nobody knows anything” includes the trades.

From LIFE Magazine, this is an article about the emerging technology of television published in 1937, but if you squint hard enough at this paragraph, it kinda sounds like it's about AI.

Los Angeles is home to 40% of America's Persian and Iranian population. Probably more likely to hit Palm Beach or wherever his grandkids are living.

Paramount bought Warners for $111 billion. This movie will lose 0.1% of that.

"My eyes see Oppenheimer."

Talking with my friend who was trying to remember who it was that she’s been confusing with Lance Oppenheim.

"Doom don't just have to die, Foley. He could fall down on something real hard, ya know..."

My barbershop was playing the 2016 Tarzan on their television and I have absolutely no memory of that movie coming out.

THE WEIGHT was phenomenal.

So uh…. What’s the story here? Since when does a studio win a bidding war and decline to comment on what they bought?

Jesus, Tyler Durden did less.

Edited this together earlier.

You know he rehearsed this. You know that he hired actors to study and imitate every single person in this room. Show it to us.

Was George Segal the weirdest leading man of the 1970s?

Man, Resident Evil felt like getting to see a John Carpenter classic for the first time. What a blast.

Bitch, literally every sentence you say is fishing.

Oh my god. This was her moment and she bombed. youtu.be/n3WLWjYfv_s?...

Went to a dinner Saturday where an old man was telling me the shows he’s watching and said “I’m still catching up on The Silos”

This is embarrassing. @cnn.com

Los Angeles this week.

Oh shit, Spider Man is gonna top Force Awakens.

It took Christopher Nolan less time to make The Odyssey than it has taken Tilly Norwood to make her feature debut.

I don't pay for Netflix for podcasts.

This what happens when I go see “Coyote vs. Acme.” I wind up dissecting a Looney Tunes short like it’s the Zapruder Film.

Like... of America? Because another Secretary of War who became president was Jefferson Davis, but I think he did it somewhere else.

I'm so tired of memes.