Scott Smith

It’s a Cult

The president had a chance to be a leader. To console the nation. To lower the temperature. Nope. He can’t do it.

Gerrymandering and voter suppression is how a fascist minority party attempts to cling to power. We need more Newsom/Pritzker and less Schumer/Jeffries. Find your spine, Democrats.

This is a cover-up. Five Florida lawmakers were blocked from entering Alligator Alcatraz—told it was “unsafe.” But Trump, DeSantis, and Noem toured it last week just fine. So why can’t lawmakers do their legal oversight? And if it’s too dangerous for them, what about the migrants trapped inside?

So Ghislaine Maxwell is serving 20 years for trafficking girls to nobody?!?!

The United States celebrating its birthday by doing something that is gratuitously cruel to its pets (fireworks) seems particularly on-theme this year.

Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium. ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.

All Hat and No Cattle

The transition of Republicans from “We’re not Fascists” to “What’s wrong with Fascism?” is now complete.

Such degeneracy. El Salvador is a country best known for human rights abuses and death squads. Now our top strategic city-state ally.

You mean like Bud Light?

Hannity is turning his show tonight into a 60-minute verbal fellatio of Elon Musk

Elon Musk is targeting Social Security claiming there is widespread fraud. Donald Trump is targeting Canada claiming there are secret fentanyl labs. It's *all* lies. It's just George W. Bush telling you Iraq has weapons of mass destruction again as a dishonest pretext for doing what he wanted.

BREAKING: The S&P 500 has now completely erased all gains since the election, wiping out $3.4 trillion in market value. Make America great again!

Jon Stewart invited Elon Musk onto the Daily Show. Musk said he'd only do it if the show would appear unedited. Stewart and the Daily Show agreed -- calling Musk's bluff. Musk has now chickened out and now refuses to go on the show.

Dude says we have to take care of our law enforcement FUCK YOU!!! YOU ASSHOLE YOU PARDONED OUR ATTACKERS

Interesting that the index hasn’t been this high since the presidency was occupied by … {puts on glasses, zooms in on chart, checks calendar} … the same guy who’s there today

Alina Habba on veterans who have been fired from government jobs: "Perhaps they're not fit to have a job at this moment."

Historians sarcastically call German citizens who claimed during and after World War II not to have supported the Nazi regime, but remained silent and did not resist it in a meaningful way while it was in power, "Good Germans." Will history sarcastically remember you as a "Good American"?

WSJ editorial board: "But as with the war, Mr. Zelensky didn’t start this Oval Office exchange. Was he supposed to tolerate an extended public denigration of the Ukrainian people, who have been fighting a war for survival for three years?"

Time for a “person woman man camera TV” retest

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

Here’s a better peace plan for Ukraine. “Russia, you’ve already sustained twice as many casualties as the US did in ww2. Leave Ukraine or suffer four times more, and collapse as a country in the process” Done

It's very peculiar that trump says he wants to root out corruption, but his Department of Justice is determined to get the corruption charges against corrupt Mayor Eric Adams dropped, so he can corruptly pursue a quid pro quo wit Adams. The whole deal is corrupt AF.

Leave it to Trump to piss off the friendliest country on the planet