realKyleKeegan

If only we’d known in 2015 that we could just turn off the escalator.

Trump is going as a ghoulish, decaying zombie to Halloween this year.

I love how Todd Blanche told us outright that he works for Trump and not the American people and still expects us to believe that his election interference in Alaska is legit, particularly after Trump admitted “I’m the one that said do it”.

Huh. And Trump is meddling in Alaska’s election.

Yes, Slob Job, Nicki Minaj would make the perfect press secretary. Her husband is a registered sex offender convicted of rape who also served about 7 years for manslaughter. Her brother was convicted of sexually assaulting an 11-year-old child and is serving 25 years to life.

This election is going to be a critical test of America’s current stupidity level.

Pro tip: Trump knows all about the stepfather who abused Amy Acton and her brother but he doesn’t give a shit.

Womp womp.

The treasonous, lawless asshole who keeps braying that he wants to annex Canada is jonesing to give up Alaska.

I have to say, it’s really difficult to see how anybody could now be disappointed in Trump’s performance as president, because that means those people had some kind of high expectations for him in the first place, and that’s fucking crazy.

Any woman who still voted for Trump in 2024 is probably the type that would defend her husband who raped their daughter.

Jared’s father, Charles Kushner, pleaded guilty to 18 counts of tax evasion and witness tampering. He hired a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law, videotaped it, and mailed the tape to his sister. Trump pardoned him and made him Ambassador to France and Monaco. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles...

Any woman who still voted for Trump in 2024 is probably the type that would defend her husband who raped their daughter.

Donald Trump, JD Vance and Vivek Ramaswamy are attacking a woman for being raped when she was a child. How on earth have we fallen this low as a country?

I told Jared not to buy a Trump Phone but he wouldn’t listen.

James Tallerico goes after Elon Musk on Twitter. 👌

In all fairness, you can’t expect a pedo to condemn another pedo.

I told Jared not to buy a Trump Phone but he wouldn’t listen.

Trump’s farewell tour is a dementia-riddled mess.

Trump told North Carolina voters he'll 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗣𝗙𝗔𝗦 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝘀 if Republicans lose the House and Senate. You don't #SupportTheTroops if you threaten them and their families for votes.

Chris Christie saw through Vivek Ramaswamy from day one and never let up. He knew exactly who he was.

Marie Antoinette’s ghost: “Believe me, the French don’t need immigrants to riot or revolt.”

Trump’s farewell tour is a dementia-riddled mess.

Ladies…let’s collapse the economy.

Or what?

And this is the reason data centers are stealing our clean water. When they use unclean water, they only kill us faster.

Elon Musk ordered the Starlink slowdown that blindsided Ukraine. Gift link. 👇 www.wsj.com/world/ukrain...

This is just strange behavior, even from a dementia patient. Trump stops and waves. The camera zooms out to reveal that there’s nobody in the direction he’s waving. Apparently, he’s waving to the ghost of Lindsey Graham.

Exactly 10 years ago today: Hillary Clinton said Vladimir Putin would rather have "a puppet as president of the United States.” She absolutely nailed it. 🔨

Two weeks before the midterms… Thank you for your attention to my dementia.

The number of books written about Natalie Harp will probably come close to the number of times Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files.

Can’t convince Timmy to do his homework but sure they talked him into becoming Tammy by fifth period.

Today would be the perfect day for him to drop dead…

Please don’t rely on the polls. If they were accurate, we wouldn’t have heard a word about Trump in the last decade.

These will be framed in the Smithsonian one day to showcase America at its very lowest.

Jack Smith emerges as a surprise witness who could expose evidence in Trump’s lawsuit. The BBC subpoenaed Smith for a deposition as part of its defense, according to court documents filed today. The BBC knows how to fight. www.newsweek.com/bbc-wants-ja...

Every now and then, I like to remind people that I wrote the third greatest story ever told. amzn.to/3U18ImN

Only with jackasses like Rand Paul in government.

No Kings social media accounts on Meta throttled, killing democracy. Ukraine’s Starshield defense throttled, killing innocent citizens. Coincidence or world takeover?

It’s amazing how they don’t say anything like this remotely about Israel or Russian attacks.

TIME: Documents Reveal Mossad Helped Direct Nearly $2 Billion in Qatari Payments to Hamas-Controlled Gaza Israeli officials actively sought to maintain this funding, even in the face of reports that the money was being diverted to Hamas. They then turned a blind eye to Intel reports about Oct. 7.

If you don’t vote, I can guarantee that one day in the near future you’ll miss the fact that you can’t anymore.

Bobby Jindal’s ‘America Next’ PAC offered College Republicans $200 each to travel to El-Sayed’s town hall in Flint to boo him & ask inflammatory questions. Tommy’s father, Timmy Teepell, received $250K for influencer marketing opposing El-Sayed. Paid protesters www.michigandaily.com/news/governm...

Who tf is going to buy an acrobatic car from a Nazi that can’t even make rockets fly consistently.

The strikes on Russian refineries and data centers will continue until Trump’s morale improves.

The strikes on Russian refineries and data centers will continue until Trump’s morale improves.

Poland’s Foreign Minister Sikorski: basically calling Trump a liar. “The US no longer finances this war since January of last year. In other words, for more than a year and a half. The US has not contributed a single cent to the defense of Ukraine. We are doing it. Europe.”