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this one right here 😍✊🏾

There are not many things I miss about Cambridge and Harvard Square but I would pay good money for a key lime pie from Petsi’s Pies right now

Just found out about Todrick Hall’s new play. What in the Slave Play is going on??

The best take on Kate Zacharia 😂😂😂😂😂

Four Seasons Total Landscaping, November 2020. The Iowa Hawkeyes, September2026. Portland, Oregon, October 2026. 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

Not only was Neagley really entertaining, but it also had the impeccable taste to use Elvis Costello’s lovely “All this Useless Beauty” as a powerful and resonant needle drop in its emotional final act ***chef’s kiss***

Today I found out that the Fort Hood shooter who will be publicly executed is paralyzed from the waist down (after being shot by responding police officers) and uses a wheelchair. Wow.

Not me still staring at that Tom Welling photo and still not seeing a damn thing LOL

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I am halfway through season 4 of Reacher and really disappointed in how awful it is, compared to the first three seasons. But I’m still in the mood for some kind of thriller, something with action and suspense. Recommendations? Anyone watch the second season of Hijack? Or The Terminal List?

Folks talking to news reporters about how hard their lives are now, while the chyron names them as “three time [47] voter” sound and look like utter fucking imbeciles.

Welp, I guess it’s official: “bougie” has been usurped, stolen, appropriated, reconceived. thanks, NYTimes Connections. We can’t have nothin’

Define “problematic” then use in a sentence.

just saw *another* clip of a woman wasting her time talking bout how she’d NEVER EVER date a bisexual guy and I said out loud, as I always do, “ma’am, trust me, you already HAVE dated a bisexual guy!” 🤷🏽‍♂️🤭

The irony of Bret Stephens, truly one of the most basic-ass prose stylists at the NYTimes opinion page, complaining about DEI, clutching pearls about whether or not the nat’l book prizes are going to good writers (as opposed to colored and queer ones) is hilarious and rich Such a fucking loser lol

When you remember your new apartment is around the block from Mamouns so now it’s the third time you been there in eight days 😍

“We are the Village Green Preservation Society/ God save Donald Duck, vaudeville and variety…”

This reminds me of the time a student in my 70s film course said she didn’t like watching many of the films because “everyone and everything looks so dirty!”

Mother Toni was always teaching the children. Here she is with words that resonate now more than ever. I miss her so much.

I’ve loved Duran Duran since I was 14 years old but they begin to make so much more sense to me now that I’ve listened to more Roxy Music.

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Okay, you know Noah Wyle is a true Dreamgirls (and Broadway) fan because of the song he sang with Sheryl Lee and the names he dropped 😍✊🏾 (And also because he called it a “cast album” and not a soundtrack lol)

“One More Shot” by C-Bank featuring Jenny Burton is now on Spotify and I played three times in a row and it made me very happy.

“I can't tell one from another/ Did I find you, or you find me?”

There. Is. No. Need. For. A. New. Lonesome Dove. TV. Series.

I want to always be known as the girl who didn't go to Paris.

My very first live show was Gladys Knight and the Pips at Westbury Music Fair in 1982. The Dazz Band opened for them. It was a great show. So glad I have that memory.

I— But… Wow.

I mean, Jacob Soboroff seems like a nice enough guy, even if he is close friends with Taty Kur, but what made anyone at MSNow think he could carry, alone, a three hour show both days of the weekend? 🤷🏽‍♂️

When Stanley Crouch passed away it was my first experience with mourning the death of a (well-known) friend who’d done some important work, while also reading on social media the critiques of that person for not somehow being enough. I can only imagine how Gloria Steinem’s friends feel today.

For some reason the predictive text on safari on my iPhone has stopped appearing/working when I type things into the search window Anyone else experience this? How’d you fix it? Or is those new iPhone quirk?

Sam Stein asking Kai Bird if Roy Cohn’s closeted sexuality contributed to his “scoundrel” behavior sounds 🤦🏽‍♀️🙄 Bird: “There were plenty of powerful closeted gay men in the 1950s who did not become Roy Cohn.”

I heard that Penn State is about to ban bonnets and durags.

I’m know I’m old school because I don’t understand young queers getting on social media and telling all our business Straight people don’t need to know every damn thing 🤷🏽‍♂️

Natalie stowed herself in the trunk of an SUV to be close to 47 when the motorcade didn’t have enough room for her? Hope Hicks would NEVER!

Johnny Marr writing “How Soon is Now” and “Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want” in the same weekend is just diabolical.

(what is it up in the air for?/ if it's there for long/ it's over, it's over me…) — “fall on me” r.e.m.

This dude. Legit hitting all the right notes. #AbdulElSayed