Scott Varnham

Scott Varnham

@scottvartwork.bsky.social

A place for me to post my artwork and day-to-day musings. Some art NSFW. Writer for The Guardian, Radio Times, Starburst Magazine and others.

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5 Simpsons lines I’ve said most: 1. “Let’s do it to it” 2. “Nothing could possib-lie go wrong” 3. “Ahoy hoy” 4. “I’m gonna do X and if you get in the way, that’s your own fault” 5. “We’re in the Itchy lot” Honourable mention to the “I dunno” noise the sloth makes when Homer travels through time.

David Strathdee@davidstrathdee.bsky.social

The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. “Consarn it!” 2. “Don’t make me run, I’m full of chocolate!” 3. “GET THAT CAT OUT OF THE WAY!” 4. [Beatles voice] “Help us, help us…” 5. “Done and done! And I mean done.”

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The nerve of calling artists and writers gatekeepers. We are the ones who live our LIVES around "that's too weird, too non-commercial, too focused on [minority], too like the thing we produced one of five years ago." The "gate" that we are keeping? Literally just "Do the actual fucking work."

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Calling historians and researchers. The BBC Written Archives Centre has changed its access rules without consultation. This means an end to proper independent research into the BBC's rich history. 178 have already signed the open letter. Please join the campaign here: tinyurl.com/bbcwaccampaign

tinyurl.comOpen letter BBC Written Archives - August 2025Join the campaign to protect the future of independent research at the BBC Written Archives Centre The following text is an open letter expressing the concern of historians and researchers about chan...

Turns out at least 350 people are as nerdy as I am! For the uninitiated, last night I found 29 behind the scenes photos from the first Highlander film. I posted this on the Highlander Heart Facebook group and the likes/joyful comments just keep pouring in!

Scumbag behaviour from Showmasters here.

Sophie (and Miss Millie!)@trekkiesoph.bsky.social

Showmasters (London Film Comic Con) have posted a video of trying to get Craig Charles out of his room (with his room number showing) because he called in ill to the event and they don't trust him to not be hungover and letting people down. BLOODY HELL. So much for caring for his well-being.

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Oh, and folks - if you can’t donate, that’s totally fine, I know things aren’t easy. But - PLEASE boost the signal. Send it on the folks you know who might help. Send it to the media, the telly, the radio, comedy blogs, comedy bloggers, everyone you can cos THAT is HELPING TOO

Gary Brannan@garybrannan.bsky.social

So if you can help - and you have all been MEGA GENEROUS lately, so absolutely no pressure, then please help. every £ nudges us closer to the target. yustart.hubbub.net/p/galtonands...

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Film Is Fabulous! will soon be making exciting posts in the days ahead on this BlueSky account. So be sure to start following the Film Is Fabulous! BlueSky account to be kept in the loop. Don't miss out! Follow today.

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“Bevs”, Scott Varnham 2025. I’ve really come around on rum from this time last year. Big fan of Kraken now, especially the caramel flavour. The bar is the Generator Hostel in Miami.