Steve Cox

Millions of years from now, when an advanced alien race is resurrecting the digital footprints of our failed society from fossilized microchips, they’ll see that we spent our final days calling each other idiots online.

UBI will fix everything, but until then you’re a lazy communist freeloader if you want free stuff.

A billion dollar battleship can be sunk by a $500.00 unmanned drone. Doesn’t seem like a super duper smart investment.

ICE swarming Maine and Minnesota makes ZERO sense. Maine has a few thousand undocumented residents. Texas has 2.1 MILLION. Florida 600,000. Red states have millions of undocumented immigrants yet ICE targets small blue ones with less?! This isn’t enforcement. It’s political intimidation.

More proof that AI will not be overtaking humanity anytime soon.

Go to Amish country for better beige food. And I’ve already solved that wooden triangle puzzle with the pegs. And does anyone under the age of 90 actually ENJOY horehound candy? Good riddance.

No Spotify as of AUGUST 16 2025

I’ve decided to quit my job and start a new business selling hotcakes

WWE Smackdown couldn’t script something more ridiculous

Apparently the master Aryan race wants beautiful women to wear grandpa jeans

Every time I start to think that rock is dead it comes back to punch me in the face.

I am constantly correcting people who claim that AI is, or will soon be, smarter than us. No, the reality is that anything using an LLM will only ever be as dumb as us.

I really expected that Grok was just going to give air to every far right conspiracy theory. It’s been amusing to watch it patiently and consistently destroy every nutty right wing narrative thrown at it. I was truly not expecting that.

Of all the idiotic moves the regime has made so far, this one is near the top. Why do we want America to be stupid, sick, and weak? Sadly I know the answer. Smart people tend to question the regime.

Should read: “Trump’s economic chaos agenda has been slapped into order”

Fantastic record. Laswell released some great recordings on Axiom. Another favorite is Henry Threadgill’s “Too Much Sugar for a Dime”.

When you realize some of your favorite YouTube videos were posted 18 years ago… m.youtube.com/watch?v=PJw9...

Trump: Hamas needs to return all hostages and relinquish power. Period. They are a terrorist regime. Qatar: $$$$$ Trump: Hamas should return a hostage or 2 to open up negotiations for the future of Palestine. Qatar: $$$$$$$$$$$ Trump: From the river to the sea!!!!!

Oh sure, the libs don’t make a PEEP when Biden and Kamala implement communism, but when TRUMP ushers in the Marxist revolution suddenly it’s a problem? Liberal hypocrisy is real! 🤪

The future of money…

People who make fun of David Sanborn for being a nerd never jammed with Philip Glass, Deborah Harry, and Pere Ubu on their late night TV show.

When the only criteria for government leadership is loyalty to a moron you’re going to get a government full of morons.

People on X:

(Something terrible happens as a result of Trump’s lamebrain actions) People on X: @Grok is this true? Oh say it isn’t so…please PLEASE say it isn’t so!!!!

Not gonna say it… nnnnot gonna say it…

Whataboutism (n): Using past bad behavior to justify doing something even worse.

My cover of “Red Barchetta” by Rush. Enjoy! (Or hate, that’s ok too)

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“Wait, he can’t really do that. Can he?!?!” - People 12 months from now

I’m confused because I thought it was once again OK to call things “gay and retarded”

I wasn’t thinking that “Make America Great Again” meant take us back to 2021.

Gosh, it’s a good thing we have experts to explain the mysterious decline.

Sticks and stones will break my bones. And names will hurt me too.

X is becoming the Trabant of social media.

C’mon, China. Just appoint an assistant deputy director of sending slightly less fentanyl to the United States so we can call it a day.

The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.

AI is as dumb as we are. That’s why it won’t overtake humanity anytime soon.

“Sanewashing” is my new favorite word for 2025. The media is bending over backwards to normalize the most insane government I’ve ever witnessed in my 57 years on the planet.

the first fatal commercial plane crash in 16 years happened just days after Trump froze hiring of air traffic controllers that were already stretched thin

Guy at the ophthalmologist office: “The golden years are a misnomer.”

And let’s talk about commentating. Is this an advanced form of commenting? How do you advance from a commenter to a commentator?

You in the back there. We need you to lower your pants a few more inches. We need you to look more gangsta. Ok, everybody ready? Take 16. ACTION!”

If enough people die from avian flu then demand for eggs goes down, followed by prices.

This concerted effort to keep America stupid makes us weak and vulnerable, all because some idiots didn’t want to wear masks a few years ago.

Continental breakfast sounds much better than what it is.