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rain in the spring and summer is so cozy and nice but rain in the fall is like Eugh ewww this is so gross and wet and all the leaves are sloshy ooooogh

N64 mario party doesn’t hit the same without the stale cigarette smell of my parents’ old basement

things kids shows have taught me - if a new friend joins your group and disrupts the status quo they are secretly EVIL -if someone is unusually nice and caring, they are secretly EVIL - if someone is better than you at your biggest skill, they’re proooobably cheating and EVIL

if i could sleep at work it would be over for y’all (pointing at my coworkers)

im never telling that bitch about my spacious place

listen you can draw wile e coyote but pleeease dont give him a hungry grumbly tummy. it makes me feel so bad that he will never get his meal and will be hungry forever. there is nothing i can do because hes not real. i cant bring him out to lunch and i have to live with that now

would be so nice and cool if bluesky stopped signing me out every few days

"support small businesses" i think to myself clicking on a youtube video with less than 1K views

actually can’t stop thinking about samus’ dangerous need for some girldinner. it’s so funny

i don’t think you know who you’re up against you little yolk-sucking puck

genuinely does anyone know how to get rid of the random "What's Hot Classic" posts that get mixed in with my timeline?? every single post sucks and i dont WANT THEM THERE!! if i wanted to look at What's Shit Cl-ass-ic i would LOOK AT THAT FEED (i never will)

never ask what i mean after i say something, chances are i don’t know either

i can’t believe they haven’t made a sonic mini golf game yet. come on. sonic is the ball. springs and stuff are all over the course to bounce you around. slope physics and kino momentum. instead of swinging your club, sonic charges a spindash. IT WRITES ITSELF!!

here is my crazy SM64 remake idea. what if like Peach’s Castle looks like how it does in Odyssey, but then every painting world has this super painterly look to it. like visible brush strokes all over the textures, paint bleeding into other colors, little imperfections everywhere.....what do u think

genuinely so funny. looney tunes-ass game

flowey: NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME! the seven human souls: ohh sorry i didn’t know

here bowser i love you bowser for bowser day here drawing for bowser here yuo go bowser!

uhhh dude it’s actually really disrespectful to post Mario right now. don’t you know? it’s Bowser Day today dude

FUUUCK!! I FORGOT YOURE WITH ME IN THE DARK!

thinking about scott shaw sonic again. i love you scott shaw

when you accidentally shake your phone and iphone is like “Undo typing?” girl WHERE!! show me where i typed anything in the last 5 minutes and ill let you undo it

new person im talking to: yeah the only sonic game i played as a kid was sonic riders. i always played as that green bird dude. what was his name again me, not trying to scare him away with my sonic autism: oh gosh idk. i think it was turbo bird

nintendo making Every Game Ever on switch $60 has trained me to skip out on games i dont need. with the industry eating itself more and more i think im ok with not really engaging with it for a long while

me: (double taps an image to make it larger) iphone: Super secret text you just found actually. I highlight it me: stop it (double taps again) iphone: super Secret text again. Congrats

"death of the author" means you can kill the author if they do something you dont like

i cant listen to Isn't She Lovely without crying now. you can tell how deeply jax's story came from the heart and i didnt expect it to resonate with me so much...

"Sonic X Shadow Takeover Intro ANIMATED" It's been close to a year since I started this project. After my Mario & Luigi skating anim I wanted to go for a more character-focused piece this time around! Hope you enjoy it!

yeah yeah i get it. you’re a little teapot short and stout. just show me your handle so we can get out

WARNING!!!! when girls say they know ball, they actually mean Super Monkey Ball!!!

bribe month. Thgat’s right. Give me money 💰

guy whose username is "callmejohn" and everyone refers to them as "call"

where do all the rainbows go? #sonic

my idea for tomodachi life is that miis should be able to suggest putting down a sign with a random phrase on it

this paint-like goop? it's icky. and you know what else? yeah--it's moving.

“im at least excited to see where this starfox 64 remake will take the franchise” says fans, unaware that the series will remake starfox 64 again in 5 years

there really needs to be a “why” option whenever your mii asks to put a flower planter in the middle of the beach. like im not saying no i just want to know your thought process

“meetup in bellabel park” is such an intimidating name. like when do you stop? meetup in bellabellabel park ❌ meetup in bellabellabellabellabellabellabellallabellabel park ❌❌ meetup in bellabel park ✅

tell those bitches on my mii's height select screen to STOP DANCING!!!! this is SERIOUS!!!!! i NEED to know how tall this guy is in comparison to all my other little guys

a mii, 15 minutes after getting into a relationship with someone: I’m thinking about proposing. me: uhhhh maybe chill out for a bit mii: Okay. Guess I’ll just fucking kill myself then. Love is for idiots anyway. God.

trying to work knowing tomodachi life came out today

im being PUNISHED for being such a good boy by being FORCED to LOOK at everyone have fun with tomodachi life BEFORE ME! i don’t have a modded switch and im gonna play the real thing in 2 days anyway…life is SO CRUEL !

you sneeze once: i say bless you you sneeze again: okay now you’re just being desperate. im not blessing you twice