Scuba Stacy

Le sigh. The more things change, the more they stay the same…

Man, how bad do you have to fk up as an R in *this* administration to earn this?

AYFKM?

[SEC] kickers, man.

UCLA & Oregon settling into B1G football just fine, it seems.

Dammit, man.

Me, a Commanders fan this morning:

One helluva WHEEEEEEE #On #OnWisconsin

Fifteen years later, 'Giving him the business' lives on Great to see Colin Simmons honor it with giving him the piss-ness.

PackersFanCheckingHerPulse.gif insta-meme.

@cjzero.bsky.social Got the Bama cheerleader & Taylor?

That’s a LOT of Tomahawk Chop for a game in T’town.

OMFG NCSCU WTAF

I would consider it an honor to be raped by the President and all of you whiny victims don’t know how lucky you were. 🙄 Fucking whack jobs.

We’re a strange household; we’re unhealthily attached to three teams. It’s a rough early window so far.

The ACC wheel of derp was a lot more amusing when it wasn’t us.

Wiping 🧻 out crime, one ply at a time.

Natalie, baby’s awake.

In today’s episode of tHE maRkET wiLl rEgUlaTe itSelF…

Returning war hero takes over the family business.

Ya’ll, what color is the sky in this man’s world, do you suppose?

DOINK

No notes. Happy 250th, ya’ll!

Why is Tom Holland lecturing me on the Middle East?

🇳🇱 vs. 🇸🇪 Chance of spontaneous combustion: 100% Who thought this was a good idea?

“Dammit Jake. We’ve talked about this.”

I just went 75-7, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=Fhi...

☠️ Newsom’s Press Office might have some competition.

#BlueSkyArtShow #Tall

As a Commanders fan, I approve.

Enjoying some Madeira and cheese in Porto with @renaek.bsky.social

Pretty good metaphor for 2026 so far.

Amazing work.

Man, this headline is a RIDE.

This is a brilliant skit‼️ #VeryAccurate

Ghost pipefish Dumaguete, Philippines 🇵🇭

It is absolutely hilarious-and 100% on brand for this incompetent regime-that the Epstein Files distraction has the same initials. (Epic Fury). We’re being governed by the absolute worst people in America. And that’s saying something.

I’m already sick of the “fog of war” 🐂 💩 excuse.

👌💀

Local forecast is very confusing. 72° with a freeze watch.

Seems like the Post published their sneak peek review yesterday.

Ultimate fk it, Cole down there somewhere throw.

After this morning’s news about Nix, we all knew next week was going to be the Stidham Bowl, right?

“…engineer victory fluidly.” Tomlin is a national treasure.

Sure, why not?