Scurrow

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Point of view: you are gay.

I've embraced shoes. Sonicking ballistically.

Scurrow W. Oatshame: Professional marriage counselor

While flopping around google maps, I have found the most terrifying house in all of New Jersey.

Some of you are all three of these things.

1. Print this out on your work computer. 2. Hang it on your cubicle 3. If anyone asks about it, answer with "it's my wife and kids". 4. Do not explain anything past that.

Accidentally sent this picture to the CEO of the company with the caption "here are the files you asked for" and then Accidentally CC'ed the entire team and all the stock holders and I clicked "autofax" so it printed out on every fax machine and one flew out the window into an NFL football game

For the last time, my name is not "Thomas the Spank Engine" on whappz! That is SOMEONE ELSE.

I really can't get over how good Forgotten Island is. Just saw it again.

While you guys are stuck in 2026 shipping Wiley Coyote and the Roadrunner Ostrich, I have moved on to 2028 where these two are a couple:

Yever just eat ?

Went to the dentist for the first time in 15 years and they scraped some ancient plaque off my teeth. It was great. Got my permenant retainer removed (it was in my mouth since I was 13!). All the problems in my mouth are from previous shitty dentists basically. Not sure if dentistry a scam.

Important Coyote Advice: Do not try to give me a high five while I am eating my peas.

One time during a vancoufur dance competition I insisted on sweeping the floors between each dancer.

Embarrassed and Hungry.

Showing hole on main

This reminds of the time I got a text message about outstanding toll fines that was wrought with handshake and pancake emojis.

I got a job as an ash tray.

???????

Why do you drive into a park way and park way up into a drive way with no headlights drive the turn pike park way into the park and drive pike not into a turn?

"Where have you been Scurrow?

A bunch of Hoosac Tunnel pics in Western Massachusetts. Almost 5 miles of darkness, just like my heart. Pics by @kinggourd.bsky.social

Happy #BandcampFriday! I am but a beast of burden to the hundreds of CD copies of my latest album, Burn The Short Fuse. Won't you help take the weight off my back? Please, please, I'm in so much pain!! Heeeelp!!! dioptase.bandcamp.com/album/burn-t...

Its #fursuitfriday - what are some fun things you like to do with your friends? @galefrostbane.bsky.social @kinggourd.bsky.social @smellystrobes.bsky.social

They put a MAN on the moon but they haven't invented the technology YET where you can give a vending machine a dollar with a dog-eared corner and it accepts that it is a REAL DOLLAR.

Was trying to put on a shirt but it was already attached to SMACKY THE SKUNK. @mainmandarin.leftfield.city

Wow! Look at that great sunset!

The entrance to Toontown

Does anyone actually LIKE QR code menus?

Large fox @aurapuffs.bsky.social does not realize I am people. He thinks I am couch.

How to leave forever:

Hanging out with my friends @galefrostbane.bsky.social @kinggourd.bsky.social @smellystrobes.bsky.social and Brer Fox.

Marvin the Martian tries to kill me - part 1 - 7

My LinkedIn photo

New look

I am helping him.

Face of someone that learned how to puke and sprint at the same time.

The air conditioner is on but we've put on his least favorite music.

Just wanted to reiterate: The video did not mention me at all, they just used my pic without permission. YouTubers use my "cursed" image as a thumbnail fairly often and I really dont mind, but clickbait "list of bad furries" video that's been done 1000 times? You're not using me for that.