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Platner needs to officially drop out as a Democratic candidate. Stay in your lane Graham, SA is a Republican thing.

We have it all wrong. Trump is an absolute whore for attention, doing absolutely ANYTHING for coverage. That makes him the most boring human being on the planet. If we ALL ignored him for a week the stupid SOB would read incriminating evidence on himself from Epstein files just for the press.

You can't use an HR survey to overcome a leadership vacuum.

Dear MAGA, God I hate to admit this. You were right ALL along! There IS a hidden network of pedophiles trafficking children. And SOMEONE powerful has orchestrated a conspiracy to keep it all quiet. How SHAMEFUL! It's time for them to face justice. We are with you! 8647

G rifters O ligarchs P edophiles

It's time to offer a choice to the Oligarchy: Tax the rich Or Embrace Socialism Eat the Rich

It's been 4 days and Jonathan Ross has STILL not been charged in the murder of Renee Good.

It's been 4 days and Jonathan Ross has STILL not been charged in the murder of Renee Good.

Plur1bus is a science fiction horror story which follows the premise the Earth can be defeated by an Alien race who merely convinces mankind to abandon logic and self-interest. Inspired by Mark Zuckerberg.

Plur1bus Nucleotide code comes from Keppler 22 Traveled 640 light yrs to Earth Earth Joined - not one with Keppler Joined Earth Joined will starve to death in 10ish years Either the Keppler joined are too far away to join with Earth, or they are all dead Its just a genocide code for emerging planets

"AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine,” - Vince Gilligan

Pamela sucked his brains out. What America needs is a vaccine for Old White Men who have become idiots.

I ride a motorcycle I can see EVERYONE who is on their phone while driving. The most bizarre part? People will ease off the gas when they've been looking down longer. 3 maybe 5 mph Bitch how you think 67 mph not looking is safer than 70 not looking?!?!?!

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

ANYONE who interacted with Jeffrey Epstein after his conviction in 2008 needs to be removed from public life. No Media job, no government job, no interviews. OUT I don't care WHO they are. Clinton, Gates, Bannon, Trump. Anyone.

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At least Hitler thought he was building a great society... Not just enriching himself and tending his fragile ego.

Serious question If we had been able to accept Sarah Palin, do you would we be in the mess we are in today?

I had a dream I was somehow a tag along on tour with Dave Grohl and we decided to take acid. I woke up then, I think because I don't know what being high on acid is like. ...young statute of limitations expired Dave Grohl, not Dave Grohl with a beard. I'm not tryna cause trouble.

If there's money, sex, love or pride involved, someone's misrepresenting the truth. Otherwise you're good.

Being let go from SNL is not the worst possible outcome for me. I loved my time there and the relationships I built. I thought Lorne Michael's fixation on my good looks just a little awkward, but really, I just can't wait to start my next chapter.

Ghislaine Maxwell didn't reveal ANY damaging testimony about Donald Trump. Thank GOD!! Could you imagine how awkward it would be to tie him to Jeffery Epstein (pedophille and rapist) and then ask him for a pardon?!?!

Hold hand, I show you old Russian magic trick, make you cum little bit. Oh My GOD! I feel it!! That's AMAZING!!!

Donald Trump describes the shipment of Tacos he has brought for Big Daddy Vladimir Putin on the tarmac in Alaska.

Colonial America Revolution The New Nation Civil War Reconstruction and Industrialization The Progressive Era World War I and the Roaring Twenties The Great Depression World War II The Modern Era Internet Age The Age of Enshitification

I want 72 hours without a single word about Liam Neesom and Pamela Anderson, then I want to hear they lived happily ever after.

One minute? One minute is missing on the Jeffrey Epstein prison video? Can you subdue and strangle someone in less than a minute? That minute shows a guard walk past but not bother to look in on ol' Jeff. There. I started my first conspiracy theory.

I'm pretty sure this is called Presidenting while Black

My wife and I have a plan for surviving illness in old age: 1) Get a life insurance policy 2) move to a no capital punishment state 3) sacrifice the sick one. So - aquital should give enough to live on Conviction is a life sentence with 3 hots and a cot All bases covered #America

It wasn't until I was victim of identity theft I realized @creditkarma.bsky.social and the three credit agencies don't work in MY interest. They work for the banks. Eat the rich.

Predators hide among the self-righteous. Does that mean the self-righteous are easy prey, or it removes suspicion?

We now live in a world where - if you take two moronic twits and let them argue in front of a camera, people will start wondering if one or the other might have a point.

If EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN Sent Elon Musk $1,000 It would NOT double his financial worth. #EatTheRich

In ten years Trump will be completely lost to history. Titillation and weak social drama doesn't have the staying power deep policy change does.

There are unconfirmed reports Ukrainian citizens will have the opportunity for a 10% discount at one of the five new Trump hotels expected to be built in Russia once a peace deal is reached. One of them may even be built in Kiev, Russia.

Struggling to reduce screen time is the new fitness craze. The very last thing I need is the Internet on my glasses. Fuck you Zuckerberg.

You never know. Maybe a foreign country created a novel assassination attempt by way of dropping an gullible idiot from the sky. I think Candy Corn Hitler should accept the plane.

"Fifteen Year Old Panned Action Movie Shoots to Top of Streaming Charts" Yes, Media. Thank you for pointing out I'm so bored and deprived of good entertainment I'll willingly doom scroll through garbage.

You forgot Orange Candy Corn Fucktard

I'll be honest, I'm not really seeing an increase in prices due to tariffs. ...I mean - I SLASHED my spending...

...you know....Thoughts and Prayers.

We also (apparently) can't pay you a wage that reflects the gratitude we feel.

Es lo si que es

Ouch! I felt that. Or I would have, if hope we're still alive.

I KNOW this makes me a little bit irrelevant, but I don't WANT to talk to my appliances.

This has been bothering me for QUITE some time... How is it that Fancy didn't see her job was to save momma and the baby? #Reba

I think maybe I don't pay enough attention. Are there really only 3 kinds of commercials? Competing insurance companies Competing Internet car companies And competing companies that have concerning side effects?

This This conversation I want the transcript for. It's like the scene in The Notebook when Allie remembers Noah. How did Zelenskyy get an idea past all the defenses?!?!

#Conclave is a movie where I'm supposed to believe a person can grow up in the church - 30 years - and not understand he's intersex... ...NONE of the Priests who raped him could take 10 minutes of their time to explain it!?!? ...NONE of them... None of them cared enough...

The United States is the wealthiest nation on the planet. We somehow can't afford services routinely offered by less fortunate nations. Health Care Retirement Maternity leave Why is that?