Secretcabdriver

GD fans are all trash so it’s fitting that they drive around in dumpsters. Drummer Bill rules tho

So glad I am a member of Peak Builders because all of the tickets that we don’t scalp, we get to use. Combine those profits with my Tipjar profits TheVic and I clear over 200k a year from #realphans

Small dicks jams only. Micro peens

Guy just can’t stop playing Tweezer

Not only do I love copy pasting stats from .net and asking for money about it. I also love hearing from my subs. What room in his millions of dollars Manhattan apt do you think he keeps his Grammy in???

The Tipjar ain’t gonna open for no 10 song second set. Puh lees

Until last night

Tonight is the most fucking songs phish has played since the OKC Zoo show (sucked)

always appreciate your stats. thanks for doing what you do! :)

Great night for stats chasers. Dm your tips (crypto) and stat requests

The last Evil phish jam was 24 years ago. #tipjar #carinihasnoballs

Fuckin jammed out More probably smdh

This tour is like fall 21 where everything can jam, the jams are all just very very boring #realphans #geekery #treyisrepublican

This is the 69th Bowie opener and by far the worst one ever And as always, the #tipjar is wide fuckin open

Bouncing around the room has never been good #geekery #tipjar

8/11/98 Maze to remind you how bad/lame phish is now

Wait there’s some guy on here pretending to be me? Wtf

My titjar is open

Excited to get that blue check

Bob Weir, a thread 1/?

I can’t wait to buy some summer tour tickets to trade for sphere 300s

Did someone say crack?? 👀👀👀

I’m happy to announce that I’ll be taking your tips to Phish Mexico this year for #stas hope to see some of you at the under the bridge party on Saturday

The waterwheel foundation is a joke. Give me your money instead. F them kids

Weekapaug Groove is a nation jambarrassment and phish should honestly just give up. Not hall of fame worthy. Just sad

I have pooped more this year than any year of my life. #geekery #shitjar

Excited to get that blue check

People don’t even die at phish shows anymore, it’s embarrassing

DEG

Statistically speaking, that 2nd quarter sucked balls

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Happy fluffer season

The Tipjar is so fucking open

Creeps unite!

When Rick is dead do you think people will worship Jeff? Cause….

Phish has performed Crosseyed and Painless 69 times. #tipjar #shirtsoff #nice

Okay so I was one week off. GFY and leave a tip

How many days until summer tour announcement? This many

How many days until summer tour announcement? This many