@senecalake

MAGA is way more angry at Talarico for having the flu than they were Paxton for leaving the country with his mistress for the Fourth of July

Fuck Google. This is outrageous.

People are falling for the DSA vs Establishment trap again. Didn’t we learn our lesson in 2016 and 2024? It’s the establishment’s job to build a coalition that can win EVERYWHERE. In some places, that means ultra-progressive. In others, it means establishment. The tent is big enough for all of us.

He can say it however many times he wants, the fact remains that Iran is still targeting vessels in the Strait of Hormuz, and the situation won’t stabilize until the administration pulls their heads out of their ass.

Trump is threatening to bomb… Oman? What a fucking lunatic

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Cool, cool. We’re basically out of ATACMS and PrSM, and we used half our *global* TLAM supply… all for the Strait of Hormuz to still be closed?

Hey I know inflation is out of control and a lot of folks can’t afford basic necessities, but at least we’re tackling waste fraud and abuse by buying… *checks notes* 250 Escalades for the government.

BREAKING: In my lawsuit against Todd Blanche for the Epstein Files, Judge Sullivan has just ordered Blanche to produce, in camera (in chambers), the UNREDACTED emails & documents, and Blanche must bring documentation supporting his representations the DOJ’s redactions are what he claims they are.

Murray: "He has told us over 40 times now that a deal is near and the war will be over soon. But now he's asking for $70 billion more and for us to just trust him it'll work out."

Scalise: "For God's sake -- you can't get pasta at Olive Garden without a picture ID! Why not be able to show a picture ID to vote?"

Financial disclosures show that Susan Collins was taking checks from some of the men named in Epstein Files.

Iran’s attack in Jordan also reportedly damaged multiple US helicopters 🤦‍♂️

Regardless of politics, we can all agree that the President should stop lying to the American people about Iran’s capabilities, right? It’s insane that we’re sticking to the “completely obliterated” lie while Iran is actively killing Americans.

Obama lives rent free in this draft dodging coward’s mind

He sent the national guard to stand watch over his algae pit. Unbelievable.

Oh. So Tulsi Gabbard wrote a report showing that voting machine vulnerabilities didn’t flip any votes. And now she’s not the DNI anymore. Hmm. www.reuters.com/world/white-...

WOW!! JD Vance got the Iranians to AGREE to the SAME thing we had under OBAMA in the agreement that TRUMP pulled out of! All it took was months of war, 300 billion to Iran, and one of the biggest US capitulations in history. ART OF THE DEAL, BABY!!

He’s threatening to sue the media over pool coverage. What an unbelievable, petulant manchild. Everyone knew he was going to fuck up the reflecting pool. He fucked up the reflecting pool, and now he’s invented vandals (despite the fact that the pool is under 24/7 video surveillance) to blame.

Absolute fucking clown show. The administration is desperate to spin this deal in any sort of positive light. The reality is that we gave in to all of Iran’s demands, and we got a pinky promise out of it.

Folks have asked me if this is the start of Republicans having a spine. No. Not even close. This is low-hanging fruit to make them LOOK like they’re standing up to Trump without actually doing anything.

What an absolute clown show.

They’re going to try to cheat. We’re going to win anyway. But only if we do our jobs. We can’t afford for anyone to take this election off - this needs to be the biggest midterm defeat in history.

Dear ABC and @espn.com, Please don't edit out the boos Monday night at MSG. ~ All of us

In case it wasn’t evident that CBS has been completely transformed to a state funded propaganda network, them literally destroying 60 Minutes and firing journalists for refusing to report outright lies is all the proof you need. CBS is imploding and I couldn’t be more thrilled to see it.

Fun fact: North Carolina still hasn’t recovered from hurricane Helene, and Trump wants $2 billion to give people who smeared shit on the walls of the Capitol.

D+11 on a generic ballot probably looks something like 40 seats gained in the House - IF we don’t get complacent. Have you registered to vote yet? Have you double checked to make sure you’re still registered? Do you have any documentation you need to vote? Start planning now.

It’s really hard to describe how insane this story is. Of course Patel went snorkeling over the USS Arizona - that’s what happens when you put an irreverent internet troll in charge of a government agency. Disrespectful assclown.

The GOP is doing that thing again where they pretend the JCPOA (Obama nuclear deal) wasn’t working, despite our intelligence community, the IAEA, and our allies all confirming that it was. And the fact that all Iran’s significant enrichment happened after Trump pulled out. 🤷‍♂️

Xi: America is declining as a world power Trump: HE MEANT UNDER SLEEPY JOE!! No, you assclown - he meant because you’re intentionally isolating the US on the world stage and GIVING our influence away.

Trump is negotiating to settle his lawsuit against his own IRS, and one of the remedies being floated (along with almost 2 billion dollars) is the IRS dropping all audits of Trump, his family, and his businesses. Just absolutely staggering corruption.

Gas prices: record seasonal high Beef prices: record high Farmers: bankruptcies up 46%, can’t get fertilizer Foreclosure rates: 6 year high Epstein pedos: still being protected MAGA: at least we owns the libs.

Did you know every MAGA influencer is in a group chat with people close to the administration where they’re regularly given scripts? They also have a website to sign up for influence campaigns that they never disclose. They’re making bank off of lying to you.

Is anyone investigating why the president keeps falling asleep in public, or do we have to wait on the tell-all book to come out?

The amount of people defending Blanche saying you have to show ID to walk into a restaurant is really making me question the public education system

People are already peddling ivermectin for Hantavirus. The same people had never heard of Hantavirus 3 days ago. We live in the dumbest possible timeline.

Saudi Arabia was supportive of the Hormuz operation until they realized the Trump admin wasn’t going to do anything to defend UAE when Iran started hammering them. Then they were like woah fuck you, this isn’t what we signed up for.

Most serious people already acknowledged that Iran could withstand a blockade for longer than we would be willing to maintain one. Anyone who thought this blockade was a good idea should be fired immediately due to lack of basic analytical ability.

UAE is reportedly bombing Iran right now. Iran says they aren’t going to negotiate on nuclear weapons at this stage. Close to a peace deal, my ass.

If Melania wants Jimmy Kimmel fired for hateful rhetoric, someone should introduce her to her husband

Oh hey, “private donations” are no longer paying for the ballroom. Who could have seen that coming?

NO 👇 BULLSHIT DETECTED HERE, MR. PRESIDENT.......

To be clear, the orange felon is a lifelong fraudster and pathological lying trashy con artist, so I’ll never believe a single word he says or anything that occurs in which he is a part of or anything that his cult orchestrates to promote him in a better light.

Cartoon by @mygumsarebleeding.bsky.social

Sure seems like it would be easier to just release the Epstein Files than to do war and staged assassinations.

Felonious Pedolf's poll numbers are in the toilet, so….

Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.