Angry

Listen, when I said the tent was big enough for all of us, this is not what the fuck I meant. Thanks for the publicity or whatever, but Neo-nazis need not apply.

Everyone keeps asking me how I’m feeling about early voting so far. I’m feeling like nobody *actually* knows anything, and this is the most important midterm of our lives. I’d rather be us than them, but we can’t get comfortable. We can’t get complacent. Go vote like we’re down 3%.

Insane. Actually insane. Let’s make his money this year a waste, shall we?

Actually insane. Who is reading all that bullshit?

Inject this into my veins. Go vote. Bring friends. The GOP is terrified, and they should be.

For approximately the 94th time since 2008, Republicans are threatening civil war again. Must be about to lose another election.

Hey guys, forgot to update everyone: I’m feeling more human today, AMA will be this evening somewhere between 8 or 9 eastern!

Oh good, we’ve made it to the “advertising discrete partnerships with the CIA” stage of this goatfuck. I remember when Marco was supposed to be the reasonable one.

They’ve already started. They filed a suit today to effectively throw out Alaska’s election results if Dan Sullivan (the incumbent) doesn’t win

This is fucking insane. It reads like a bad spy novel. The corruption is almost cartoonish at this point. www.vanityfair.com/story/jared-...

Again: Why does Musk have operational control over any *military grade* version of anything. That’s not how DOD contracts work.

How fucking embarrassing

Solid metaphor for the entire administration, honestly

Whatever viral nonsense is going around right now is brutal. I’m snorting saline like coke at a Don Jr party today

Lowest approval since Truman is pretty fucking impressive. I think we can do better, though.

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This ad is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

If this is accurate, Elon lied about not having control over Starshield, and he lied about the administration making the decision. More importantly, why is a private citizen even *able* to make decisions that could hinder US military operations?

I can think of a few things I need to report. 1. Trump’s reflecting pool scam 2. Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel’s use of government assets for personal matters 3. Kristi Noem’s DHS contracts to friends

I don’t care what side of the aisle you’re on, nobody should support this kind of deception. They created a fake pamphlet to spark trans outrage and sent it to every home in Texas. Then their paid shills continued the outrage on social media. Politics is broken.

Dems: WOW crazy high turnout, Talarico is going to win! GOP: turnout is collapsing in Texas! No path for Talarico. Guys, it’s day one of early voting. Save the hot takes for at least Thursday. Or election night.

There’s something seriously wrong with the president of the United States

I honestly don’t know much about El-Sayed, but this is a perfect answer from him. It’s also hilarious that Tommy used to work for Josh Hawley and was paid 250k for influencer marketing AGAINST El-Sayed. They might want to get a refund. What a spectacular backfire. The walk of shame at the end. 🤣

Watching Vance light his 2028 prospects on fire in real time is something

This is pathetic. Ukraine tested Starlink speed restrictions in Europe and had no issues - the restrictions only exist in Ukraine. The Trump administration is actively helping Russia kill Ukrainians - and risking the lives of US and NATO advisors in Ukraine.

If you’re advising POTUS to declare martial law, or use other executive powers in an attempt to interfere with a lawful election that you’re expecting to lose, you’re a piece of shit human and an even worse American. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I mean, what are we even doing here

Damn, she didn’t even make it a Scaramucci Only the best people, amirite?

Lots of good news today for Dems. Don’t get complacent. Check your registration. Go vote - early if you can. Let’s win this fucking thing.

Just saying, but if Republicans are spending hundreds of millions to try to keep TEXAS red, they’re terrified. And they should be.

Inject this into my veins.

Paxton’s internals must be terrible

That Talarico town hall was a master class. No wonder Paxton is scared to debate him.

Rapey McForehead accused of sex trafficking? Say it ain’t so. #GaetzGate www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

What even is GOP’s sales pitch for the midterms? Inflation - up Gas prices - way up War in Ukraine - still going War in Iran - still going Houthis - out of control Beef prices - record highs Public health - people are dying from the fucking measles No wins to speak of.

Again: don’t get complacent. Polls look great, but polls don’t vote. Ignore this shit and vote like we’re down by 3%

This is disgusting, but not unexpected. The Trump administration is putting their thumb on the scales for Putin, despite the fact that it’s Russia violating the energy ceasefire. 

Given the competition, it’s pretty impressive that Trump has somehow managed to hire his worst ever press secretary. Katie Zacharia is a fake lawyer, can barely read aloud, and has zero personality at the podium. The bar is so low it’s in hell.

Womp womp

MAGA: But, but, Talarico had the flu

The Talarico nonsense being spread by GOP influencers is a typical republican “scandal” - lots of BREAKING!! And 🚨 but no actual substance. If anyone from the Paxton campaign coordinated with influencers to spread these lies, people should go to prison, and Talarico should sue the fuck out of them.

We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.

MAGA is way more angry at Talarico for having the flu than they were Paxton for leaving the country with his mistress for the Fourth of July

I regret to inform everyone that, I, too, did not receive a Nobel Peace Prize for accomplishments that exist only in my imagination. I ask for grace and understanding during this difficult time.