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Who's feeling #patriotc today? Me neither. #independenceday #july4th #janestopthiscrazything

Some news: A few hours after I filed the draft to this story, CNN laid me off. As part of a massive restructuring/changes across the network, my role as climate writer was among the 200 that got cut last week. It’s disappointing, but I’ll be okay. My last day is on Feb 21. A thread.🧵 1/

I've seen the question: "When were you radicalized" a lot; I think it's great one. My dream is to look every member of congress who voted to affirm Hegseth, and ask: "When did you sell your soul?"

It should be mandatory for all reporters in a White House press conference to state the price of eggs that day. Just so Little Donny Tiny Hands knows. Then they can pitch their useless, softball questions. #eggs #eggs #eggseggseggs #bawk

Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps. The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years. History is repeating. Pay attention.

Wow

Someone back in the day gave me this movie, Idiocracy. I was like... This is too preposterous for me, who thinks Zoolander is one of the best three movies ever made. And God was like, 'Preposterous, she says? Hold my beer...' So, basically, what I'm saying is this is all my fault. Sorry guys 😞

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

A rapist, a felon, and a reality star asshole walked into a bar Bartender: what can I get you Mr President

Ya'll put this firmly in your mind: There's another pandemic on the way, & DJT doesn't want anyone to know how many die on his watch You & the people you love are a statistic to be swept under the rug Virtue & good intentions DO NOT VOTE. Only you can #vote #noonewilldoitforyou #primariescount

LOL like Trump's hands are that large... but I DO like the deformed alien appendage on Vance's hand. That I'll buy. #badAI #lol

Hey y'all, time to take out the trash. You know what to do.

BREAKING NEWS:

@marksomers.bsky.social You had me at 'perspiring writer.'

Hey, ya'll! It's been a salty morning about diffraction and shadows, but I wanted to let the folks following me without a follow-back: I vet and I vet kinda hard. I'm catching up, though! Thank you for your patience and 💙 to you all.

I didn't think I'd have to repeat myself on this one, but I'm seeing 2024 election deniers out this morning, so here you go:

Have you ever just wanted to slap the beard off someone's neck?

Look. We lost. It REALLY sucks, but here's a few reasons why 1) Bad aim: Start w/indies & undies, then work in 2) Late start 3) Preaching to the choir 4) Lazy base: We think virtue votes & don't come out So let's fucking do better. Elections aren't just in November. #vote #welost #dobetter

Take a rest from the doomscrolling and check out one of my favorite YouTubers @ryanhollinger.bsky.social Smart and very entertaining if you dig horror movies <3 💀 #filmsky #horror #movies #film #reviews #youtube bsky.app/profile/ryan...

Didn't we once overthrow a whole ass government over shit like this? Taxation without representation has always gone over real well. Who wants to have a tea party? #revolution #boston #independence

A few days after MLK Day, egg prices are almost $6/ dozen.

BREAKING: 3 students shot at Antioch High School in Nashville, Tennessee: ‘Person responsible for shooting is no longer a threat’ I am sick of your “Thoughts and prayers”. We want action and laws!

⚡️ JUST NOW — NASHVILLE: 3 students shot inside ANTIOCH HIGH, one self-inflicted… www.facebook.com/share/18Gj6T...

Trump repeals gun legislation. Kids in Tennessee are shot at school the very next day. Correlation is not causation -- but it sure shines a light on what he really loves... And it's not your kids. #trump #guns #antioch #shooting

The Goosestep Five Faster Autocrat The Embarrassments They Might Be Tyrants The Four Treasons #bandnames #oligarchy #fuckthisshit

Hey ya'll: I don't usually ask folks to reskeet my posts, & I know this info is already out there, but if it reaches even one more person...

I laughed. I may very well be a bad person, but it just didn't zig where I thought it'd zag.

@gobuggo.bsky.social you have amazing taste: RUSH gave me the perfect words and wisdom for folks who don't vote bc they think it's some kind of statement, indictment of the system, doesn't matter anyway, blah blah: IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO DECIDE, YOU STILL HAVE MADE A CHOICE. #RUSH #fuckyeah #vote

"...a way to avoid difficult conversations about their mediocrity" @jamellebouie.net My man, you are a fucking wordsmith, and truer words have never been said. All the <3

Friends, not everyone here has good intentions. They want to see us divided, to make us the next Jan 6th mob Look out for them. Watch them slip hate in between their progressive posts. Look at their sources "Make noise. Make good trouble... "Redeem the soul of America." #johnlewis #goodtrouble

#hope #goodtrouble #johnlewis

Rise. Up. #hamilton #rise #resist

This was our country. Will we ever see her again?

BREAKING: The following post is bullshit full of weasel words. Yoon isn't under attack, the police are trying to take him in for flouting a subpoena. He has been impeached and should stand trial. It'd be swell if we could hold politicians to the same account.

When not attempting to foment division and unrest, @kamalladreams.bsky.social likes to post 5G is Turning the Frogs Gay nonsense from rumble.com Pro tip: If the source is rumble.com, it's probably a lie. If the user tries to get you to follow them on rumble, they're probably a liar.

There are 17.5 billion barrels of #oil to be plundered from Greenland Remember Bush & the "weapons of mass destruction" that didn't exist? But there was oil. So much oil we went to war Make no mistake, DJT is the same: nothing, not even human lives, will keep him from that oil in #Greenland

Today's vocab lesson for the oligarchs in congress and the wealthy nobodies riding DJT's coat tails: noblesse oblige (n) the inferred responsibility of privileged people to act with generosity and nobility toward those less privileged.

This billboard says it all.

The "saving America from terrorists/aliens/Russians" movies kinda hit different now that the call's coming from inside the house.

Today, I am going to stop in the middle of things, squint, and once again say, "...wait. What?"

Someone put this up on r/nothowwomenwork before I do

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Don't buy into this linear time thing, kids. It'll fuck you right up.